The Vin Diesel Random Fact GeneratorSome gems ( Read more... )

OH my GOD what THE FUCKING FUCK

SEPTA I EAT YOUR FACE

This is so lame. Dr. Pavel and his 2-hour long announcement about how we all must uphold order and come into school, valiantly, sans any means of getting there - that was pretty lame too. I bet that concert I didn't go to was a black hole of suck so powerful that it just imploded. Faggotry ( Read more... )

DOOOOOOD TV.

Ahahahah. House was hilarious tonight. And also touching, and vaguely uncomfortable. But mostly hilarious. Sexsomnia. Ahah.

"I thought it was pithy."

*facepalm*

(It's okay because I know Ms. Hotness is def. like coming back and stuff. To supply more hottasticness. If I didn't know fer sher I might be all OH NOES but I mean,

Am currently searching on Google for appropriate boat-pin image. Took til halfway down the second page for Russell Crowe to pop up. I strongly dislike Russell Crowe. His face bothers me. Squinty Mc Squinterson ( Read more... )

Mmmm, sinus infection. I love my face when it feels like it's on fire.

Gaja, how's this one for you? Obviously the end product will be somewhat larger.


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I searched for Small Faces on amazon.com. You know, the group that started being boring and changed their name to The Faces when Rod Stewart joined. Anyway, one of the results was, uh, goat milk.


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"Chumming the Ocean", Archers of Loaf ( Read more... )

While I'm sitting here slowly dying of the consumption, a list of things that are good ( Read more... )

So how the fuck am I still sick? Dude, that's like, five days. Shit.

I think this is what happened:

ME: I hate everything OMGWTFHMSBBQ
GOD: Oh no she di-UNT!
ME: WTFever, yo, get out of my grill, DAMN
GOD: You should NOT have said that, oh my goodness. *goes all wrathful and shit*I mean, I def. got shot with God's flu-glock. F'real ( Read more... )