I awoke this morning at 3 am. I got some water and drifted back to sleep around 3:30. What followed was 3 hours of most intense on/off lucid dreaming I have ever had. It was too surreal to even attempt describing, so I'll just say that it ended with me punching Travis in the face and then flying off into the sky.

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So I was out back smoking a cigarette before bed tonight and I flicked the ash, and the cherry fell off onto the ground and sat there smoking and I muttered to myself, "Shit.....story of my life"

I feel like I'm in a forest. On mushrooms. Or maybe I'm hanging out with my druidic friends, joking about wood nymphs and eating rare berries. And yes, I love rare berries.

I've been having episodes of sleep paralysis on and off for about 6 years now, but I'll never forget the first time it occurred. I was in 8th grade and I was in my room about to go to sleep. It was around 1am. I slowly drifted off to sleep like usual, and at some point in the night I awoke. Everything seemed normal, the fan was creaking overhead ( Read more... )

Remember when Legos were fucking Legos and not this shit they have today? Harry Potter, Star Wars, Bionicles and what have you. You take them apart and realize you can't build anything else other than what's on the box! Lego System was legendary for its versatility. Now its been bought out and shat on. :(

iamthe kaai: you should call that one girl ( Read more... )

The guide to being dumped, and taking it like a champ.Being dumped sucks ( Read more... )

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Number of times I've smiled today: Zero. Not even a fake smile around my coworkers. "Nothing's wrong," I'll reply,"I'm just tired" What a dreadful lie. Everything is wrong right now. I just woke up this morning realizing every shitty aspect of my life, and these thoughts have been hanging over me like a black cloud all day. Namely the fact that I ( Read more... )