Comments | signal1101: Ruminations of a cocky nature

signal1101

Ruminations of a cocky nature

Jan 31, 2005 14:43

So, I am sitting here, after having written a bit, and done that whole "brain-use" thing, and I was taking a break and considering making myself presentable to the world. One of my steps in this process was looking at my own penis (don't ask). Anyway, I have mentioned before that life is meant to be humorous based upon the fact that the penis ( Read more... )

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fyer_eyes January 31 2005, 20:09:23 UTC

Listen to Wierd Al's "Names For Genitalia"
That song is full of them.
As far as nicknames go I would have to say my personal favorite is "Long Dong Silver" LOL

ummmm, a friendly question signal1101 January 31 2005, 20:24:21 UTC

This might sound a bit odd... and it likely will. But, seeing as this post is one of many, and HERE is where you decide to make your announcement into my world: WHO ARE YOU?

Re: ummmm, a friendly question fyer_eyes January 31 2005, 20:43:50 UTC

Sorry about that. . . lokkisfragmaent is one of my friends and I was just bored going through the motions and stumbled onto your journal from his friends page. It sparked my interest because some friends and myself where having the same discusion on my way to work this morning. I just thought it was a funny coinsedence. Plus I'm a female and naturaly the bodies of men and all their parts interest me LOL

jasonlblair January 31 2005, 20:12:10 UTC

I call mine "Dav."

Other great names: The Happy Man; Little Big Horn; General Patton; The Tet Offensive; Gideon's Bible; Fort Fleshtower; Banger 18

signal1101 January 31 2005, 20:25:27 UTC

It's nice to think that I am the instrument that produces your heir.

(tell your wife I said "hi")

The Tet Offensive may well be the BEST name for a penis EVER.

lokkisfragmaent January 31 2005, 20:40:17 UTC

well, i did use one for mr. bratt "the flacid rod of woe"

ex_pathogen January 31 2005, 21:34:39 UTC

Commendations, you giant fruit! You're exceptionally homoerotic today!

I know that this is social suicide, but I'm making an on-topic Monty Python post madmoses January 31 2005, 23:05:08 UTC

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
Don't take it out in public,
Or they will put you in the dock ...
And you won't
come
back.