On Concluding Unscientific Postscript

[signal1101]

After many seconds of reflection, a few sips of the scotch, and a complete understanding of why many writers end their lives toeing the trigger of a longbarrel, I have come to the conclusion that while life may not, in fact, be all that is cracked-up to be at all times, there really is no effective alternative that allows do-overs

Comments

[ex_pathogen]

Life is short, nasty, brutish and ends with you voiding yourself in your pants, so you may as well enjoy what you can.

[heresiarch]

hey you -- email me or get on aim or something. jordan at styleovercontent.com. thanks!

[unseleigh]

You had me until the "competent opponent" bit, but with sufficient scotch my deficiencies at chess should be a lot more tolerable.

[nemesisn72]

You can keep your scotch. Get me some Bailey's and I may be in...I think I could use a drink right about now.