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Wha--?--WHAT THE FUCK!? THAT'S NOT PIZZA!!!!!

Defeat the hipsters. It is kickball time, bitches.

Update: Green-Level Transmission
Time Stamp: 13:11:21 22.05.06

Handbook will pass to Drew (Bennett). Handbook may not be read. Please read the handbook.

No information is contained herein. Please disregard all information above listed clearance. Please report to chambers for debriefing. Plies rreed theugh phandb00cke.

End transmission.

WHNAHHAELAAPDVNTPTASSEORO?

Last Saturday, at a wondrously and deliriously tipsy bar named Spot 6 that was attacked and overrun by a horde of writhing people and violent beats, I happened to run into Ms. Atalee of Breakbone Dance Company and points east. Anyway, what makes this story quite good (for me and you), is that Atalee was rushing and bobbing about (and by this, I ( Read more... )

In the last couple of weeks, I have had a few too many mentions of "good books" or "important works", and so on. Therefore, in the interest of spewing forth the crap that has been rattling about the head for a few days, I will list 10 works of fiction, and 10 works of not-as-much-fiction that I feel everyone should read... and must read to be ( Read more... )

This weekend (and I am putting Dela, Gremlin, Laura, Sprite, Sal, Kevin, Drew, Lori, Egan, Salma, Randall, Micah, Kassi, Matt, Rae, Chrissy, Thomas, and the rest of Chitowne on notice here) is a concert. Not just any concert, but a concert that if you queers, toughs, straights, drunks, punks, and generally those irritated that the world has ( Read more... )

So, the IMSS (International Museum of Surgical Science) is closed on Mondays. It is, however, free admission on Tuesdays ( Read more... )

And as an aside for all of you that also took that weird life-affirming bubble-clicking test:

LOOK AT ALL OF YOU SCORING REALLY REALLY HIGH ON JUSTICE AND FAIRNESS!

*shakes head in disappointment*

(grumble, grumble, reap what you sow, grumble, grumble)

HATE ME! FOR I GET AWAY WITH IT! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA