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[signalandnoise]

Today, while reading Weber, I ran across an unusually named historical figure. Fine lj folks, let me introduce you to...Praise-God Barebone.

I love it. Not only does his name sound like it's straight out of Mason & Dixon, but, read differently, it also carries the unintended suggestion that he's a Satan-worshipper. Why don't modern

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[myrhineatrocity]

Because it would make life much more amusing.

[signalandnoise]

Right. I forgot that in addition to being vengeful, angry, and jealous, the evangelical God's also humorless. Makes sense.

[rootedfool]

In a moment of what seemed like religious ecstasy a woman said that very thing to me, "praise barebone!"

[signalandnoise]

Wow...that was atrocious. Atrocious always makes me laugh, though.

But, just to get things straight, what you're really telling me is that you don't wrap your whacker? For shame.