Comments | signalflareblue: It comes with a ten thousand dollar dental warranty.

signalflareblue

It comes with a ten thousand dollar dental warranty.

Jun 30, 2005 03:07

I am now the proud owner of the coolest piece of sporting equipment in the world - a Shock Doctor mouthguard! I haven't fit it to my mouth yet, but I've admired it and its packaging for obscene amounts of time. It claims that it will prevent jaw fracture, TMJ disorder (whatever that is), jaw dislocation, and concussions, because it has a "shock ( Read more... )

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walkingshadow99 June 30 2005, 14:12:39 UTC

i had a mouth gaurd when i was in the 4th grade after i chipped my tooth. they r really annoying.

signalflareblue July 1 2005, 04:50:03 UTC

haha - I think they work better preventing tooth chipping. But, you know, I'm not going to wear it around to class or sharples. hot.

elizabennet June 30 2005, 21:55:49 UTC

How about... Charles? Or... hmmm...

signalflareblue July 1 2005, 04:55:35 UTC

"hmmm" does have the benefit of being pronouncable around a mouthguard.

foxfour June 30 2005, 23:46:55 UTC

TMJ is "too much jaw". it's when someone has this huge overdeveloped jaw... yeah, i'm lying.

i think it should be named ... ooh, shiny good choice of music. well, there go my ideas. easily distracted.

signalflareblue July 1 2005, 04:53:03 UTC

google says it's "temperomandibular joint", but I like too much jaw better. Isn't that actually a disorder, where people's jaws don't stop growing when they're supposed to, and their faces just get longer and longer? maybe I'm making that up.

foxfour July 3 2005, 23:47:26 UTC

i think you might be. but then, stranger things have happened.

T.L. Fritts Sporting Goods tunadelight June 30 2005, 23:54:29 UTC

omg we sell those at the store i work at. u should have come to my store and i could have sold u one. whats creepy is right when i saw the title of ur post i knew u were talking about shock doctors, i need a life badly. did u get the clear or green one bc i am partial to the green ones but they are more expensive. ok adios!

Re: T.L. Fritts Sporting Goods tunadelight June 30 2005, 23:54:52 UTC

therefore u should name ur mouthguard T.L. Fritts Sporting Goods

Re: T.L. Fritts Sporting Goods signalflareblue July 1 2005, 04:54:14 UTC

I got the clear one, the green has a helmet clip which would stick out of my mouth and look silly... and also probably get kicked into my nose or something. or maybe I could ram other girls with it.

avoicefor July 1 2005, 03:11:11 UTC

betty is my new name of choice for all things innanimate.
or billy.

signalflareblue July 1 2005, 04:54:56 UTC

I think it should be sexier. "Billy feels so good in my mouth!" just doesn't have a nice ring to it.

avoicefor July 2 2005, 23:23:39 UTC

how about "juan" then?
or "rodolpho"?