mad libs, everyone!
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A Kazoo In Time
On a passionate and soft morning, Katy sat up a tree. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her boob ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Mike to love someone with a phosphorescent tongue?
Angrily, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a musical sweet-smelling cigarette butt, all on a summer's day. I wish my Mike would poke me, in his own smart way..."
"Do you?" Mike sat down beside Katy and put his hand on Katy's belly button. "I think that could be arranged."
Katy gasped breathily. "But what about my phosphorescent tongue?"
"I like it," Mike said quickly. "I think it's juicy."
They came together and their kiss was like a rain shower of lemons that anoint the earth like citrusy hail.
"I love you," Katy said agreeably.
"I love you too," Mike replied and poked her.
They bought a bush baby, moved in together, and lived hotly ever after.
Hahahahahahaha
Oooh how about this one...
A Glittery Occurrence
Katy paced up and down, jiggling her foot. Her very good friend, Mary Sue Blue Jean, had arranged to meet her here under a bridge. "I have something leaky to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Blue Jean was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Katy expected to see her bounce up, her annoying hair streaming behind her and her unlawful eyes aglow.
Katy heard footsteps, but they seemed rather small for a delicate and courageous girl like Mary Sue Radio, whose tread was sweaty. She turned around and found Jenny staring at her.
"What are you doing here?" Jenny said intelligently. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Katy had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so thoughtfully. "Mary Sue Blue Jean asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Jenny, her collarbone began to throb mysteriously.
"Oh," Jenny said, breathlessly. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Katy said and caught Jenny by her nose. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Jenny said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a stiletto crammed too far into a pedophile's crotch.
From behind a condom, Mary Sue Blue Jean watched with a sexy light in her mischievious eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Katy/Jenny". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the giant anteater from extinction.
lol. Here's the link if anyone wants to make one: http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
Haha. I need to go on the Mad Libs website and do a ton of them - I haven't done any since I was a little kid. Heeee.
MAD LIBS, EVERYONE - CHECK IT OUT
A Kazoo In Time
On a passionate and soft morning, Katy sat up a tree. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her boob ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Mike to love someone with a phosphorescent tongue?
Angrily, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a musical sweet-smelling cigarette butt, all on a summer's day. I wish my Mike would poke me, in his own smart way..."
"Do you?" Mike sat down beside Katy and put his hand on Katy's belly button. "I think that could be arranged."
Katy gasped breathily. "But what about my phosphorescent tongue?"
"I like it," Mike said quickly. "I think it's juicy."
They came together and their kiss was like a rain shower of lemons that anoint the earth like citrusy hail.
"I love you," Katy said agreeably.
"I love you too," Mike replied and poked her.
They bought a bush baby, moved in together, and lived hotly ever after.
Hahahahahahaha
Oooh how about this one...
A Glittery Occurrence
Katy paced up and down, jiggling her foot. Her very good friend, Mary Sue Blue Jean, had arranged to meet her here under a bridge. "I have something leaky to tell you," she had said.
Mary Sue Blue Jean was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Katy expected to see her bounce up, her annoying hair streaming behind her and her unlawful eyes aglow.
Katy heard footsteps, but they seemed rather small for a delicate and courageous girl like Mary Sue Radio, whose tread was sweaty. She turned around and found Jenny staring at her.
"What are you doing here?" Jenny said intelligently. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."
Katy had said that, but now she was beginning to wish she hadn't acted so thoughtfully. "Mary Sue Blue Jean asked to meet me here." As she gazed at Jenny, her collarbone began to throb mysteriously.
"Oh," Jenny said, breathlessly. "I'll just go then."
"Wait," Katy said and caught Jenny by her nose. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"
"Yes," Jenny said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like a stiletto crammed too far into a pedophile's crotch.
From behind a condom, Mary Sue Blue Jean watched with a sexy light in her mischievious eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Katy/Jenny". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the giant anteater from extinction.
lol. Here's the link if anyone wants to make one: http://prillalar.com/drabbles/
Haha. I need to go on the Mad Libs website and do a ton of them - I haven't done any since I was a little kid. Heeee.