New Meme

[signbear]

okay

Comments

[anonymous]

I'll try it.

I love you like my thong, I'm constantly picking at you, but I wouldn't look as good without you up my ass all day!

Good or Bad?
I expect to get at least a 5 for trying!

[deafguy]

I love you like a pair of bad sunglasses--no matter how hard I try, I can't lose you!

[cynop]

Kanye West had a fun one:

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.