6.07: In The Air Tonight
PREVIOUSLY: Sam and Dean successfully defeated Lucifer and sent him back to hell and they now hunt while being executive producers of the hit TV show Supernatural, an alternative way of them 'writing' the Winchester Gospel
NOW
So, Sam missed the last episode and has been grumpy about it for an entire week. To shut him up Dean suggested they watch the end scene together on YouView.
"It's YouTube" Sam corrected smugly and Dean flipped him the bird. But yeah, his suggestion? Mistake. But how was he supposed to know that that was the episode where he knocked the seven shades out of his brother. Hee. Sam being Sam took it personal.
"Uh should we hug?" Dean had said.
"Fuck off" Sam had replied.
And well that was that.
6.07: (I Can Smell It) In The Air Tonight
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Dean: I knocked him out
Cas: Yes, I can see that
Dean: Who's the daddy now?
Cas: ...
Sam: *wakes up* Well that was a nice nap!
Cas: Nap?
Sam: It means...to sleep...
Dean: What do you mean nap?
Sam: Well you doofus, I said I couldn't feel anything but then I figured that I'd let you think you were
tougher than me
Dean: Bitch
Sam: ...
Cas: Why am I even here?
Dean: ...to fix Sam?
Sam: Fix me how?
Cas: Wait let me do the standard angel check up.
[Plunges his hand into Sam's rock hard stomach. Sam giggles because it tickles]
Dean: What are you doing?
Cas: be quiet. You're interfering with the angel radio waves.
(Suddenly, "Incomplete" by Backstreet Boys begins to play)
Sam: I love this song
Dean: What the hell was that? And did you fix Sam?
Cas: Sam is...Incomplete.
Dean: meaning?
Cas: he has no soul, you moron
There is lots of Dean calling Sam names and Sam pleading his innocence. That is until Sam tries to shoot a 70 yr old for bumping it to him. Dean practically had too piggyback the old broad all the way to her front door. They go on a hunt with Samuel.
Samuel: Dean, Gwen you stay outside and man the Impala. Thaat car is sweet.
Gwen: So I'm stuck with cry-baby while you guys get to gank some bad guys. You get to rip out their insides piece by piece and feel the blood oozing through your fingers and - (Dean knocks her out because a. She's clearly insane and b. He does not want to die)
Dean: So you're some sort of hot shot hunter now eh Sammy?
Sam: *plugs in iPod and turns up volume*
Dean: son of a...wait? Your demon ganking music is Adam Lambert?
Dean and Gwen are attacked by a giant penguin. Dean screams like a girl until Gwen shoots it in the face. Dean then runs away only to see Sam and Samuel shoving a giant Gorilla into the kidnap - sorry HUNTING - van.
Dean: So..you got something you want to tell me?
Sam: Well...I need the john?
Dean: Want me to pull over?
Sam: Uhm...not if you want to be febreezing the car afterwards
Dean: TMI
Sam: you asked
Dean: I mean the Giant Gorilla by the way, I saw you shove him into the kidnap van
Sam: Oh yeah. Samuel is gonna make him play volleyball later
Dean: HUH
Sam: It's a method of torture
Dean: TORTURE? OH MY GOD
Dean throws a huge hissy fit and makes Sam choose between Samuel and him. Sam chooses Dean because Samuel refused to share his apple pie with him. Samuel said he was being petty but Sam doesn't give a fuck.
Dean: So you left him because he wouldn't give you apple pie
Sam: Yep
Dean: And you know...not cause we're brothers
Sam: Nope
Dean: What the hell is the matter with you
Sam: *clears throat and starts to sing*
I ain't got No Soul
I left you crying and talking on your phone
Saying I ain't got no soul
And I ain't got no alcohol
So I went out drinking
Instead of to your home
I ain't got no soul
All I do is try and try to make you cry
Kick you in the shins and poke you in the eye
It's out of my control
I ain't got no soul
Dean: Okay, okay...I get the point. Freak.
Sam: That hurt, Dean...that really hurt.
Dean: Aw Sam, you know I-
Sam: JUST KIDDING!
Dean: Bitch
Sam: O.o
Dean and Sam stalk Samuel until they get to a giant chocolate factory. Apparently the alpha gorilla was last seen playing the drums for said factory and Samuel wants to make the sucker cry. That's according to Sam that is. Dean can't really see the logic and Sam shrugs and admits that he made it up. Dean wonders if Sam's imagination is locked up in the cage with his soul. They bust in and some shit goes down. Literally. Dean wonders if Sam let of one of his toxic farts but Sam nudges him and points and something large and brown and Dean totally wants to throw up. Why isn't the damn gorilla house trained already? The gorilla breaks free and kicks the shit out of everyone. It kills Christian but then he gets up again. Turns out he's a demon and Dean really wants to tell Sam that he told him so. Maybe they're all demons. Suddenly there is a huge gust of wind and lot's of hair blows into Dean's face and he wonders if Sam will ever get a haircut.
Crowley: Hello darlings. Thanks Samuel for catching the alpha gorilla
Dean: You're working for Crowley?
Samuel: So? He got me a good deal at his beauty parlour
Sam: I hate to break it to you but nothing will ever fix your eyebrows
Dean: What kind of deal huh? He's offering you some hair implants
Sam: Ha-ha good one!
Crowley: Laugh it up! I just owned you suckers! You work for me now.
Sam: What the fuck?
Dean: WHAT THE ACTUAL SUCK
Crowley: This is the price that you morons have to pay for Samuel's new hairdo. Hasta la vista!
[Crowley vanishes]
Sam: So, I'm going to shoot you now
Samuel: I emptied out the bullets in your gun
Sam: SON OF A...*plugs in iPod and walks out*
Dean: Sam wait...hang on...your "bad mood" music choice is Snow Patrol? Really?
THE END.
S'crappy I know. I'm sorry
NOW
So, Sam missed the last episode and has been grumpy about it for an entire week. To shut him up Dean suggested they watch the end scene together on YouView.
"It's YouTube" Sam corrected smugly and Dean flipped him the bird. But yeah, his suggestion? Mistake. But how was he supposed to know that that was the episode where he knocked the seven shades out of his brother. Hee. Sam being Sam took it personal.
"Uh should we hug?" Dean had said.
"Fuck off" Sam had replied.
And well that was that.
6.07: (I Can Smell It) In The Air Tonight
-
Dean: I knocked him out
Cas: Yes, I can see that
Dean: Who's the daddy now?
Cas: ...
Sam: *wakes up* Well that was a nice nap!
Cas: Nap?
Sam: It means...to sleep...
Dean: What do you mean nap?
Sam: Well you doofus, I said I couldn't feel anything but then I figured that I'd let you think you were
tougher than me
Dean: Bitch
Sam: ...
Cas: Why am I even here?
Dean: ...to fix Sam?
Sam: Fix me how?
Cas: Wait let me do the standard angel check up.
[Plunges his hand into Sam's rock hard stomach. Sam giggles because it tickles]
Dean: What are you doing?
Cas: be quiet. You're interfering with the angel radio waves.
(Suddenly, "Incomplete" by Backstreet Boys begins to play)
Sam: I love this song
Dean: What the hell was that? And did you fix Sam?
Cas: Sam is...Incomplete.
Dean: meaning?
Cas: he has no soul, you moron
There is lots of Dean calling Sam names and Sam pleading his innocence. That is until Sam tries to shoot a 70 yr old for bumping it to him. Dean practically had too piggyback the old broad all the way to her front door. They go on a hunt with Samuel.
Samuel: Dean, Gwen you stay outside and man the Impala. Thaat car is sweet.
Gwen: So I'm stuck with cry-baby while you guys get to gank some bad guys. You get to rip out their insides piece by piece and feel the blood oozing through your fingers and - (Dean knocks her out because a. She's clearly insane and b. He does not want to die)
Dean: So you're some sort of hot shot hunter now eh Sammy?
Sam: *plugs in iPod and turns up volume*
Dean: son of a...wait? Your demon ganking music is Adam Lambert?
Dean and Gwen are attacked by a giant penguin. Dean screams like a girl until Gwen shoots it in the face. Dean then runs away only to see Sam and Samuel shoving a giant Gorilla into the kidnap - sorry HUNTING - van.
Dean: So..you got something you want to tell me?
Sam: Well...I need the john?
Dean: Want me to pull over?
Sam: Uhm...not if you want to be febreezing the car afterwards
Dean: TMI
Sam: you asked
Dean: I mean the Giant Gorilla by the way, I saw you shove him into the kidnap van
Sam: Oh yeah. Samuel is gonna make him play volleyball later
Dean: HUH
Sam: It's a method of torture
Dean: TORTURE? OH MY GOD
Dean throws a huge hissy fit and makes Sam choose between Samuel and him. Sam chooses Dean because Samuel refused to share his apple pie with him. Samuel said he was being petty but Sam doesn't give a fuck.
Dean: So you left him because he wouldn't give you apple pie
Sam: Yep
Dean: And you know...not cause we're brothers
Sam: Nope
Dean: What the hell is the matter with you
Sam: *clears throat and starts to sing*
I ain't got No Soul
I left you crying and talking on your phone
Saying I ain't got no soul
And I ain't got no alcohol
So I went out drinking
Instead of to your home
I ain't got no soul
All I do is try and try to make you cry
Kick you in the shins and poke you in the eye
It's out of my control
I ain't got no soul
Dean: Okay, okay...I get the point. Freak.
Sam: That hurt, Dean...that really hurt.
Dean: Aw Sam, you know I-
Sam: JUST KIDDING!
Dean: Bitch
Sam: O.o
Dean and Sam stalk Samuel until they get to a giant chocolate factory. Apparently the alpha gorilla was last seen playing the drums for said factory and Samuel wants to make the sucker cry. That's according to Sam that is. Dean can't really see the logic and Sam shrugs and admits that he made it up. Dean wonders if Sam's imagination is locked up in the cage with his soul. They bust in and some shit goes down. Literally. Dean wonders if Sam let of one of his toxic farts but Sam nudges him and points and something large and brown and Dean totally wants to throw up. Why isn't the damn gorilla house trained already? The gorilla breaks free and kicks the shit out of everyone. It kills Christian but then he gets up again. Turns out he's a demon and Dean really wants to tell Sam that he told him so. Maybe they're all demons. Suddenly there is a huge gust of wind and lot's of hair blows into Dean's face and he wonders if Sam will ever get a haircut.
Crowley: Hello darlings. Thanks Samuel for catching the alpha gorilla
Dean: You're working for Crowley?
Samuel: So? He got me a good deal at his beauty parlour
Sam: I hate to break it to you but nothing will ever fix your eyebrows
Dean: What kind of deal huh? He's offering you some hair implants
Sam: Ha-ha good one!
Crowley: Laugh it up! I just owned you suckers! You work for me now.
Sam: What the fuck?
Dean: WHAT THE ACTUAL SUCK
Crowley: This is the price that you morons have to pay for Samuel's new hairdo. Hasta la vista!
[Crowley vanishes]
Sam: So, I'm going to shoot you now
Samuel: I emptied out the bullets in your gun
Sam: SON OF A...*plugs in iPod and walks out*
Dean: Sam wait...hang on...your "bad mood" music choice is Snow Patrol? Really?
THE END.
S'crappy I know. I'm sorry