a bartender walks into a bar and finds a priest and a rabbi behind the bar, after ordering a drink the bartender exclaims that it is awful ( Read more... )

Homegrown Terrorism [Oct. 10th, 2011|08:57 pm ( Read more... )

wait, you believe that you have no asshole? or that you weren't shot out of your dad's dick? I mean, wymens have x chromosomes, then women are assholes, and men can choose if you're going to be a double asshole, a woman, one of which shits out children, the bleeding egg hole, or a god, the guy, the guy that decides whether the next generation is ( Read more... )

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this is really annoying
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-Without a gold standard, money is printed at will, and distributed to a nepotistic conspiracy, earnings retention and land ownership by the honest is mathematically impossible-

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TO SPIT INTO A SLEEPING RICH OLD WOMANS ASSHOLE, PUT A ROLLED UP DOLLAR IN IT, AND PLACE A BOX OF COCKROACH HEADS WITH A HOLE ON TOP OF THE DOLLAR, THEN THE COCKROACH HEADS WOULD SLOWLY FALL INTO HER ASSHOLE AND INTO MY SPIT

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