I'm utterly bored and I wish I could go out tonight but I'm incredibly broke. I went to the strip club last night with my housemate Peter. It was great time but we spent way too much money. We probably could have bought a room full of prostitutes. Sheesh, if i ever go back I deserve a discount ( Read more... )

How awful could it feel to hit a pedestrian? What goes through your mind when you notice that your windshield is cracked and that it wasn't a dog, a bird but a human that left that mark. What do you tell the police. Do you tell them anything ( Read more... )

So I've decided that I would never want a S.W.A.T. to enter my house. It would be bad enough to be accused or caught doing something bad. But then to have your whole place torn apart and windows ripped right off the house...that would really suck. How does someone pay for that? Is that covered by home owner's insurance? Hmm, I really don't think so ( Read more... )

My brother told me that shopping for others is suppose to be relaxing. He must have gotten that from a Target commercial cause I truly can't believe it. Fuck the holidays. This is seriously been one of the most stressful times ever! Between my ridiculously expensive plane ticket, holiday shopping, the office gift exchange and begging for time off ( Read more... )

So we finally have another housemate ( Read more... )

there are too many synonyms for a nice ass and ridiculous songs that lead to all these names. Lafey taffy however takes the cake. Oh the joys of misogynistic lyrics with little imagination and finesse. How I would love to hate this song but it gets stuck in my head and all I want to do is scream out "shake that laufey taffy ( Read more... )

Last Wednesday: I checked out this place called the edge cause one of my patients works there as the emcee and said it was a cool place. The place was wild. It's where chicks dance for chicks and since they don't strip completely they can touch patrons and more or less have dry sex with them on the stage. Actually that's exactly what happened. I ( Read more... )

First: Karrine Steffens, author of Confessions of a Video Vixen has to be one of the most fucked up humans on the planet. Oh, and she's not fucked up cause she's a whore (and I rarely call anyone a whore) but how she explains her actions and how she has supposedly turned her life around. More or less if you no longer want to sleep with really rich ( Read more... )

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So I finally found a church. Well a decent church. I checked out one of the UU churches in DC and I really liked my first pick. They serve a really decent spread after service and the sermon wasn't that bad. Plus it's in a fun location. Right between U St and Dupont Circle. I really think I might join that denomination but I need to check out one ( Read more... )