I would bang these men silly.
1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of. ?
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD FOUR OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.
NOTE THAT THESE ARE THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, NOT THE ACTORS THEMSELVES...
1) Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck) ?
2) Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives) ?
3) Dr. Gregory House (House M.D.)
4) Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation) ?
5) Dr. Derek Shepherd (Grey's Anatomy)
6) Anthony (Tony) Dinozzo (NCIS) ?
7) Jim Halpert (The Office)
8) James 'Sawyer' Ford (Lost) ?
9) Danny Taylord (Without a Trace) ?
10) Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
11) Noah Bennet (Heroes) ?
12) Michael Scofield (Prison Break) ?
13) Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian (Scrubs)
14) Sam Winchester (Supernatural)
15) Chandler Bing (Friends)
16) Jack Bauer (24) ?
17) Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity) ?
18) Westley (The Princess Bride)
19) Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
20) Rusty Ryan (Ocean's 11)
21) Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY) ?
22) Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY) ?
23) Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA) ?
24) Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA) ?
25) Jonathan Creek (Jonathan Creek) ?
26) Dr. James Wilson (House, M.D.)
27) Mark Corrigan (Peep Show) ?
28) Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride & Prejudice) ?
29) Jools Sivite (Spooks) ?
30) Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood) ?
31) Danny Ocean (Ocean's 11)
32) Jack Bristow (Alias) ?
33) Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood) ?
34) The Doctor (Doctor Who)
35) Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean)
37) John Winchester (Supernatural)
38) Eric Delko (CSI: Miami) ?
39) Rick Simon (Simon & Simon) ?
40) Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, movies)
41) Jon Stewart (The Daily Show)
42) Gene Hunt (Life on Mars) ?
43) Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
44) Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) ?
45) Mick St. John (Moonlight) ?
46) Mr. Big (Sex and the City) ?
47) Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties) ?
48) Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights) ?
49) Peter Petrelli (Heroes) ?
50) Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars) ?
51) Rodney McKay (Stargate: Atlantis) ?
52) Chris Keller (Oz) ?
53) Mohinder Suresh (Heroes) ?
54) John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis) ?
55) Dr. Daniel Jackson (Stargate: SG-1) ?
56) Alec McDowell (Dark Angel) ?
57) Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) ?
58) Priestly (Ten Inch Hero) ?
59) Jason Teague (Smallville)
60) Angelus (Buffy/Angel) ?
61) Logan/Wolverine (X-Men, movie)
62) Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls) ?
63) Sam Tyler (Life on Mars) ?
64) Harold Saxon The Master (Doctor Who)
65) Ianto Jones (Torchwood) ?
66) Steven Hyde (That 70s Show)
67) Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars) ?
68) Mason (Dead Like Me) ?
69) Robbie Turner (Atonement) ?
70) Derek Reese (Sarah Connor Chronicles) ?
71) Chris Miles (Skins) ?
72) Tony Stonem (Skins) ?
73) Dexter Morgan (Dexter)
74) Reed Garrett (CSI: NY) ?
75) Greg Sanders (CSI) ?
76) Nick Stokes (CSI) ?
77) Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars) ?
78) Charlie Pace (LOST) ?
79) Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings)
80) Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings)
81) Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl) ?
82) Ryan Atwood (The OC) ?
83) Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma) ?
84) Brendan Frye (Brick) ?
85) Seeley Booth (Bones)
86) Noah Calhoun (The Notebook)
87) Scott Valens (Cold Case) ?
88) Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl) ?
89) Edward Cullen (Twilight)
90) Emmett Cullen
91) Louis Connelly (August Rush) ?
92) Alex Karev (Grey's Anatomy)
93) Jake Perry (Sweet Home Alabama) ?
94) Tyler Gage (Step Up)
95) Denny Duquette (Grey's Anatomy)
96) Jake Jagielski (One Tree Hill) ?
97) Dean Forester (Gilmore Girls) ?
98) Sid Jenkins (Skins) ?
99) Matt Saracen (Friday Night Lights) ?
100) Cappie (Greek)
101) Doug Ross (ER) ?
102) Smith Jerrod (SATC) ?
103) Ted Mosby (HIMYM) ?
104) Spike (Notting Hill) ?
105) Robert Chase (House M.D.)
106) Jack O'Neill (Stargate: SG-1) ?
107) Ned "The Pie Maker" (Pushing Daisies) I CAN'T BOLD THIS ENOUGH
108) Jack Shepard (Lost) ?
109) Jasper Hale (Twilight)
110) Harry Potter (Harry Potter)
111) Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
112) Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd)
113) Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
114) Ronan Dex (Stargate: Atlantis) ?
115) Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
116) Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter)
117) Don Flack (CSI: NY) ?
118) Bob Brown (The Unit) ?
119) Don Epps (Numb3rs)
120) Nathan Scott (One Tree Hill) ?
121) Sayid Jarrah (Lost) ?
122) Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean)
123) Dr. Sheldon Hawkes (CSI:NY) ?
124) Tim Speedle (CSI: Miami) ?
125) Andy Bernard (The Office) ?
126) Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report)
127) Paulie Bleeker (Juno) ?
128) Kevin Doyle (27 Dresses)?
129) Lawrence Kutner (House M.D.)
130) Colby Granger (Numb3rs) ?
131) Jayne Cobb (Firefly) ?
132) Adam Monroe (Heroes) ?
133) Julian Sark (Alias) ?
134) Methos (Highlander) ?
135) Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (Buffy/Angel) ?
136) Wash (Firefly, tv) ?
137) Carson Beckett (Stargate: Atlantis) ?
138) Cameron Mitchell (Stargate: SG-1) ?
139) Daniel Meade (Ugly Betty) ?
140) Major Lorne (Stargate SG-1/Atlantis) ?
141) Agent Mulder (The X-Files) ?
142) The Joker (Batman)
143) Sylar (Heroes, tv)
144) Chuck (Stargate: Atlantis) ?
145) Zack (Bones)
146) Niles Crane (Frasier) ?
147) Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs)
148) Gambit (X-men) ?
148) Captain John Hart (Torchwood) ?
150) Lestat d'Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles) ?
151) Louis de Pointe du Lac (Vampire Chronicles) ?
152) Stephen Hart (Primeval) ?
153) Dr. Mark Sloan (Grey's Anatomy)
154) Castiel (Supernatural) ?
155) Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk (The Tudors) ?
156) Speed Racer (Speed Racer) ?
157) St. John Allerdyce (X-men) ?
158) Neo (The Matrix)
159) Dorian Gray (The Picture of Dorian Gray) ?
160) John Mitchell (Being Human)?
161) Simon Tam (Firefly) ?
162) William Miller (Almost Famous) ?
163) A.J. Crowley (Good Omens) ?
164) Samuel T. Anders (Battlestar Galactica) ?
165) Rex Racer/Racer X (Speed Racer) ?
166) John Crichton (Farscape)
167) Desmond Hume (Lost) ?
168) Eric Yorkie (Twilight)
169) Barney Stinson (HIMYM) ?
170) Kyon (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya) ?
171) Dr Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds) ?
172) Daniel Faraday (Lost) ?
173) Will Tippin (Alias) ?
174) Alan Shore (Boston Legal) ?
175) Josh Lyman (The West Wing) ?
176) Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl) ?
177) Arthur (Merlin) ?
178) Jamie Crawford (The Demon's Lexicon) ?
179) Chuck Bartowski (Chuck) ?
180) Captain Mal Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity) ?
181) Tyler Durden (Fight Club) ?
182) Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)
183) Ando Masahashi (Heroes) ?
184) Cooper Freedman (Private Practice)
185) Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break) ?
186) Seth Cohen (The O.C.)
187) Lee Adama (Battlestar Galactica) ?
188) Kirk Gleason (Gilmore Girls) ?
189) Michael Weston (Burn Notice)
190) Henry Spencer (Psych) ?
191) Brian Spilner (Fast and Furious) ?
192) Dom Torretto (F&F) ?
193) Rome (Fast and Furious 2) ?
194) Logan Cale (Dark Angel) ?
195) Pacey Witter (Dawson's Creek) ?
196) Dr Horrible (Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog)
197) Marshall Eriksen (How I Met Your Mother) ?
198) Karl (Love Actually) ?
199) Michael Guerin (Roswell) ?
200) Bright Abbott (Everwood) ?
201) Bill Compton (True Blood) ?
202) Edward Fairfax Rochester (Jane Eyre) ?
203) Max Evans (Roswell) ?
204) Keenan (Playing by heart) ?
205) Henry DeTamble (The Time Traveler's Wife)
206) Aragorn (Lord of the Rings)
207) Dylan Mckay (Beverly Hills 90210) ?
208) Roland Deshain (The Dark Tower) ?
209) Eddie Dean (The Dark Tower) ?
210) Benjamin Linus (Lost) ?
211) Connor Temple (Primeval) ?
212) Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds) ?
213) David Rossi (Criminal Minds) ?
214) Nick Cutter (Primeval) ?
215) Remington Steele (Remington Steele) ?
216) Matt Parkman (Heroes) ?
217) Nick Vera (Cold Case) ?
218) Richard Cypher (Legend of the Seeker) ?
219) Gaius Baltar (Battlestar Galactica) ?
220) Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory) ?
221) Christian (Moulin Rouge)
222) Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)
223) Dan Humphrey (Gossip Girl) ?
224) Constable Benton Fraser (Due South) ?
225) Detective Ray Kowalski (Due South) ?
226) Dr. Lance Sweets (Bones)
227) Sasuke (Naruto)
228) James T. Kirk (Star Trek XI) I'd probably contract an STD.
229) Spock (Star Trek XI)
230) Lucifer (Supernatural) ?
231) Detective Carlton Lassiter (Psych)
232) Tony Stark (Iron Man, movie)
233) Spock (Star Trek: TOS)
234) Professor Harry Ballard (The Irrefutable Truth About Demons)
Here are my four:
235) Data (Star Trek: TNG)
236) Jude (Across the Universe)
237) Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
238) Scorpius (Farscape)
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of. ?
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD FOUR OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.
NOTE THAT THESE ARE THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, NOT THE ACTORS THEMSELVES...
1) Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck) ?
2) Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives) ?
3) Dr. Gregory House (House M.D.)
4) Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation) ?
5) Dr. Derek Shepherd (Grey's Anatomy)
6) Anthony (Tony) Dinozzo (NCIS) ?
7) Jim Halpert (The Office)
8) James 'Sawyer' Ford (Lost) ?
9) Danny Taylord (Without a Trace) ?
10) Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds)
11) Noah Bennet (Heroes) ?
12) Michael Scofield (Prison Break) ?
13) Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian (Scrubs)
14) Sam Winchester (Supernatural)
15) Chandler Bing (Friends)
16) Jack Bauer (24) ?
17) Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity) ?
18) Westley (The Princess Bride)
19) Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
20) Rusty Ryan (Ocean's 11)
21) Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY) ?
22) Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY) ?
23) Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA) ?
24) Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA) ?
25) Jonathan Creek (Jonathan Creek) ?
26) Dr. James Wilson (House, M.D.)
27) Mark Corrigan (Peep Show) ?
28) Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride & Prejudice) ?
29) Jools Sivite (Spooks) ?
30) Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood) ?
31) Danny Ocean (Ocean's 11)
32) Jack Bristow (Alias) ?
33) Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood) ?
34) The Doctor (Doctor Who)
35) Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean)
37) John Winchester (Supernatural)
38) Eric Delko (CSI: Miami) ?
39) Rick Simon (Simon & Simon) ?
40) Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, movies)
41) Jon Stewart (The Daily Show)
42) Gene Hunt (Life on Mars) ?
43) Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
44) Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) ?
45) Mick St. John (Moonlight) ?
46) Mr. Big (Sex and the City) ?
47) Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties) ?
48) Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights) ?
49) Peter Petrelli (Heroes) ?
50) Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars) ?
51) Rodney McKay (Stargate: Atlantis) ?
52) Chris Keller (Oz) ?
53) Mohinder Suresh (Heroes) ?
54) John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis) ?
55) Dr. Daniel Jackson (Stargate: SG-1) ?
56) Alec McDowell (Dark Angel) ?
57) Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) ?
58) Priestly (Ten Inch Hero) ?
59) Jason Teague (Smallville)
60) Angelus (Buffy/Angel) ?
61) Logan/Wolverine (X-Men, movie)
62) Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls) ?
63) Sam Tyler (Life on Mars) ?
64) Harold Saxon The Master (Doctor Who)
65) Ianto Jones (Torchwood) ?
66) Steven Hyde (That 70s Show)
67) Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars) ?
68) Mason (Dead Like Me) ?
69) Robbie Turner (Atonement) ?
70) Derek Reese (Sarah Connor Chronicles) ?
71) Chris Miles (Skins) ?
72) Tony Stonem (Skins) ?
73) Dexter Morgan (Dexter)
74) Reed Garrett (CSI: NY) ?
75) Greg Sanders (CSI) ?
76) Nick Stokes (CSI) ?
77) Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars) ?
78) Charlie Pace (LOST) ?
79) Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings)
80) Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings)
81) Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl) ?
82) Ryan Atwood (The OC) ?
83) Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma) ?
84) Brendan Frye (Brick) ?
85) Seeley Booth (Bones)
86) Noah Calhoun (The Notebook)
87) Scott Valens (Cold Case) ?
88) Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl) ?
89) Edward Cullen (Twilight)
90) Emmett Cullen
91) Louis Connelly (August Rush) ?
92) Alex Karev (Grey's Anatomy)
93) Jake Perry (Sweet Home Alabama) ?
94) Tyler Gage (Step Up)
95) Denny Duquette (Grey's Anatomy)
96) Jake Jagielski (One Tree Hill) ?
97) Dean Forester (Gilmore Girls) ?
98) Sid Jenkins (Skins) ?
99) Matt Saracen (Friday Night Lights) ?
100) Cappie (Greek)
101) Doug Ross (ER) ?
102) Smith Jerrod (SATC) ?
103) Ted Mosby (HIMYM) ?
104) Spike (Notting Hill) ?
105) Robert Chase (House M.D.)
106) Jack O'Neill (Stargate: SG-1) ?
107) Ned "The Pie Maker" (Pushing Daisies) I CAN'T BOLD THIS ENOUGH
108) Jack Shepard (Lost) ?
109) Jasper Hale (Twilight)
110) Harry Potter (Harry Potter)
111) Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
112) Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd)
113) Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
114) Ronan Dex (Stargate: Atlantis) ?
115) Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
116) Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter)
117) Don Flack (CSI: NY) ?
118) Bob Brown (The Unit) ?
119) Don Epps (Numb3rs)
120) Nathan Scott (One Tree Hill) ?
121) Sayid Jarrah (Lost) ?
122) Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean)
123) Dr. Sheldon Hawkes (CSI:NY) ?
124) Tim Speedle (CSI: Miami) ?
125) Andy Bernard (The Office) ?
126) Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report)
127) Paulie Bleeker (Juno) ?
128) Kevin Doyle (27 Dresses)?
129) Lawrence Kutner (House M.D.)
130) Colby Granger (Numb3rs) ?
131) Jayne Cobb (Firefly) ?
132) Adam Monroe (Heroes) ?
133) Julian Sark (Alias) ?
134) Methos (Highlander) ?
135) Wesley Wyndam-Pryce (Buffy/Angel) ?
136) Wash (Firefly, tv) ?
137) Carson Beckett (Stargate: Atlantis) ?
138) Cameron Mitchell (Stargate: SG-1) ?
139) Daniel Meade (Ugly Betty) ?
140) Major Lorne (Stargate SG-1/Atlantis) ?
141) Agent Mulder (The X-Files) ?
142) The Joker (Batman)
143) Sylar (Heroes, tv)
144) Chuck (Stargate: Atlantis) ?
145) Zack (Bones)
146) Niles Crane (Frasier) ?
147) Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs)
148) Gambit (X-men) ?
148) Captain John Hart (Torchwood) ?
150) Lestat d'Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles) ?
151) Louis de Pointe du Lac (Vampire Chronicles) ?
152) Stephen Hart (Primeval) ?
153) Dr. Mark Sloan (Grey's Anatomy)
154) Castiel (Supernatural) ?
155) Charles Brandon, Duke of Suffolk (The Tudors) ?
156) Speed Racer (Speed Racer) ?
157) St. John Allerdyce (X-men) ?
158) Neo (The Matrix)
159) Dorian Gray (The Picture of Dorian Gray) ?
160) John Mitchell (Being Human)?
161) Simon Tam (Firefly) ?
162) William Miller (Almost Famous) ?
163) A.J. Crowley (Good Omens) ?
164) Samuel T. Anders (Battlestar Galactica) ?
165) Rex Racer/Racer X (Speed Racer) ?
166) John Crichton (Farscape)
167) Desmond Hume (Lost) ?
168) Eric Yorkie (Twilight)
169) Barney Stinson (HIMYM) ?
170) Kyon (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya) ?
171) Dr Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds) ?
172) Daniel Faraday (Lost) ?
173) Will Tippin (Alias) ?
174) Alan Shore (Boston Legal) ?
175) Josh Lyman (The West Wing) ?
176) Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl) ?
177) Arthur (Merlin) ?
178) Jamie Crawford (The Demon's Lexicon) ?
179) Chuck Bartowski (Chuck) ?
180) Captain Mal Reynolds (Firefly/Serenity) ?
181) Tyler Durden (Fight Club) ?
182) Remus Lupin (Harry Potter)
183) Ando Masahashi (Heroes) ?
184) Cooper Freedman (Private Practice)
185) Lincoln Burrows (Prison Break) ?
186) Seth Cohen (The O.C.)
187) Lee Adama (Battlestar Galactica) ?
188) Kirk Gleason (Gilmore Girls) ?
189) Michael Weston (Burn Notice)
190) Henry Spencer (Psych) ?
191) Brian Spilner (Fast and Furious) ?
192) Dom Torretto (F&F) ?
193) Rome (Fast and Furious 2) ?
194) Logan Cale (Dark Angel) ?
195) Pacey Witter (Dawson's Creek) ?
196) Dr Horrible (Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog)
197) Marshall Eriksen (How I Met Your Mother) ?
198) Karl (Love Actually) ?
199) Michael Guerin (Roswell) ?
200) Bright Abbott (Everwood) ?
201) Bill Compton (True Blood) ?
202) Edward Fairfax Rochester (Jane Eyre) ?
203) Max Evans (Roswell) ?
204) Keenan (Playing by heart) ?
205) Henry DeTamble (The Time Traveler's Wife)
206) Aragorn (Lord of the Rings)
207) Dylan Mckay (Beverly Hills 90210) ?
208) Roland Deshain (The Dark Tower) ?
209) Eddie Dean (The Dark Tower) ?
210) Benjamin Linus (Lost) ?
211) Connor Temple (Primeval) ?
212) Aaron Hotchner (Criminal Minds) ?
213) David Rossi (Criminal Minds) ?
214) Nick Cutter (Primeval) ?
215) Remington Steele (Remington Steele) ?
216) Matt Parkman (Heroes) ?
217) Nick Vera (Cold Case) ?
218) Richard Cypher (Legend of the Seeker) ?
219) Gaius Baltar (Battlestar Galactica) ?
220) Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory) ?
221) Christian (Moulin Rouge)
222) Dr. Ian Malcolm (Jurassic Park)
223) Dan Humphrey (Gossip Girl) ?
224) Constable Benton Fraser (Due South) ?
225) Detective Ray Kowalski (Due South) ?
226) Dr. Lance Sweets (Bones)
227) Sasuke (Naruto)
228) James T. Kirk (Star Trek XI) I'd probably contract an STD.
229) Spock (Star Trek XI)
230) Lucifer (Supernatural) ?
231) Detective Carlton Lassiter (Psych)
232) Tony Stark (Iron Man, movie)
233) Spock (Star Trek: TOS)
234) Professor Harry Ballard (The Irrefutable Truth About Demons)
Here are my four:
235) Data (Star Trek: TNG)
236) Jude (Across the Universe)
237) Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
238) Scorpius (Farscape)