Comments | silent_and_gray: Detroit, Les Less Miserables

silent_and_gray

Detroit, Les Less Miserables

Feb 10, 2009 14:17

Or, Ay, Oh, Way To Go, Ohio...
Or, Goddamn, Stockton Must Really Suck

The Forbes '08 List of Most Miserable Cities in the US:

10. Providence, R.I.
9 Charlotte, NC
8.Modesto, California
7.Los Angeles
6.Chicago
5.Philadelphia
4. New York City
3. Flint, Michigan
2.Stockton, California
1. Detroit

...and the '09 List:

10. St. Louis, MO
9. Miami, FL
8. Buffalo, ( Read more... )

Comments 4

grimpoteuthis February 11 2009, 02:45:03 UTC

Sounds about right to me.

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silent_and_gray February 11 2009, 16:17:32 UTC

Draft a petition! Form an exploratory committee! Make Steve Forbes live in a gutted mansion in January to see if he publishes a retraction!

flappervamp February 15 2009, 18:11:06 UTC

I'm surprised we even made the list. I mean, do people really live in Detroit??

F--K! Forbes should have asked me. I could have shown them miserable.

silent_and_gray February 16 2009, 19:22:45 UTC

Aw, c'mon--y'all were inches away from being on HGTV last summer!

(light bulb)

Maybe HGTV needs a weekly half-hour show on home defense--designing a maintenance-free interrogation chamber on a dime, best calibers/form factors for indoor gunfights, creative use of cattle prods and tasers, how Louisville Sluggers produced from 1946-1962 deliver optimal results....