On riddles...

[silent_scholar]

What sort of prize should I be offering for these cheap little riddles? You'd better make some suggestions. Right now, the only thing that's been suggested is "a kick in the teeth", so things thus far do not bode well for you.

Comments

[_terry]

Millicent really is the best consellor you could get.

But since you are mentioning this, what about a hint of amiability?

[silent_scholar]

Sure.

How unfortunate, though, that you don't find it it fun. I suppose I have a curious way of being playful, don't I?

[_terry]

But didn't you catch the playfulness of my previous comment?

[silent_scholar]

I suppose I hadn't terribly much expected it.

Interesting. We should talk more often then, since things are harder to convey this way.

[kris_pinkstar]

Chocolate.

[silent_scholar]

That sounds much more appealing than a kick in the teeth.

[millicide]

Fine.
A kick in the shins, then.

[silent_scholar]

I don't think people would want to answer the riddles if I offered them personal injury. Unless you know someone who would?

[chadthewarrior]

A kiss. Or, better yet, stop posting these stupid riddles.

[silent_scholar]

I'd rather choose the latter.

You're not required to read the riddles, Warrington.

[chadthewarrior]

Right, just as you're not required to read my responses to comments in your jounal.

[susan_badger]

A certificate?

[silent_scholar]

Too much I think. But thanks for the suggestion.

[mr_bzabini]

Their name next to the riddle, with the caption: 'Clever bugger of the week'

[silent_scholar]

Best suggestion yet.