No lipstick. Or eye shadow. Or rosy red cheeks. Too bad cuz that could have been hot. That could have worked for me. Could have been enough to make me not blow him off.
Agh! The SL! You're an insistent one, aren't you? Guess this means i'll have to make good and sign up - though i fear the Unknown!
If the universe should ever offer me one, I'll consider it.
I'll probably follow said consideration with a bitter snarl and a violent expectoration of unlovely into the face of whatever drone the universe has seen fit to offer up as a sacrifice at the altar of contempt.
But, I'll take a moment to consider it first. Probably.
The Universe really has dealt you a shit hand, my friend.
Normally i'm a proponent of The Universe is Balance Theory, in which your life would eventually become incredibly fulfilling in direct relation to the depth and breadth of which it sucks now.
However, your extreme and continual suffering has convinced me the Universe has seen it fit for you to spend this lifetime in atonement for the hideous wrongs you must have committed in a former incarnation. Congratulations, you've made a believer out of me.
Some day, Doctor Amoral. Some day you'll get to spit in Its face.
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Agh! The SL! You're an insistent one, aren't you? Guess this means i'll have to make good and sign up - though i fear the Unknown!
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If the universe should ever offer me one, I'll consider it.
I'll probably follow said consideration with a bitter snarl and a violent expectoration of unlovely into the face of whatever drone the universe has seen fit to offer up as a sacrifice at the altar of contempt.
But, I'll take a moment to consider it first. Probably.
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Normally i'm a proponent of The Universe is Balance Theory, in which your life would eventually become incredibly fulfilling in direct relation to the depth and breadth of which it sucks now.
However, your extreme and continual suffering has convinced me the Universe has seen it fit for you to spend this lifetime in atonement for the hideous wrongs you must have committed in a former incarnation. Congratulations, you've made a believer out of me.
Some day, Doctor Amoral. Some day you'll get to spit in Its face.
The dude abides.
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