Much more entertaining...

Sep 01, 2005 17:32

This one is a -lot- more funny. No one should be offended, by any means....And if you are, fuck off. XD

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1) Does god_damn_stars do drugs? Only when she worships Satan
2) If plash34 was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? CommitmentLady. Or AwakeDruingSex Broad
3) Is zorexplusalpha related to satanic_buddha? No, but they'd get along well.
4) Do plash34 and alexandur go to the same school? No, but they were both notorious for 'luving the biggies'.
5) If goliant took over the world, who would suffer? Zee germans. Or, the clergy.
6) Where was shingouki born? In a electronics/anime/music store in Japan. Only way to explain his obsession. XD
7) Is grey_humdrum a college student? No, she graduated from the only course offered by Castle Superstore. She's a Cockfessor. Kinda like professor, but she can tell ya fortune by giving handjobs. It's true.
8) What languages does museindoor speak? he speaks spanish to the Vag, from what I hear.
9) Would plash34 go out with kelkesh? Only on leap year
10) Does judeco have a dog? His nickname is Dino. I'll leave that at that.
11) How long would museindoor dating onebloodymess last? Very long, due to a common Danny Elfman Fetish.
12) Has silentjd dyed their hair? Shit, if he had some. Although, Mohawks look good on him. XD
13) Does luckyshoe81 drink? She's a fookin Lush! I hear she's a violent drunk too. Prone to go tubing and substitute words in the song Black Velvet with profanities when she sings it drunk, too.
14) Thoughts on alexandur? He's a cannibalistic donkey.
15) What animal does kelkesh remind you of? A feline of some sorts. Or a mongoose.
16) Is goliant related to you? Nah, but he'd be much cooler if he was.
17) What mental disorder does satanic_buddha remind you of? Rabbit Punch Fever
18) When did you last call plash34? Ummm, 3 days ago? To tell him the baby is coming along well, and Caroline is still waiting on a child support check
19) What song/movie would you recommend to god_damn_stars? Sin City
20) Where was plash34 born? The back of a pink caddilac.
21) If goliant and zorexplusalpha were siamese twins, where would they be joined? On the Back. Kinda like Chuck Norris and The kid from Sidekicks. They'd prolly own as little ass as those two physical wonders did too.
22) What animal should kelkesh be combined with? A hawk, to gain the power of flight over her enemies, the Monkeys.
23) Is god_damn_stars in a relationship? Yes, with a candle. She doesn't love it though. XD
24) Would you make out with onebloodymess? Not sure, would hafta meet her first, as mental making out doesn't work out well.
25) Could you see satanic_buddha and god_damn_stars together? Only if they shot guns together.
26) What is satanic_buddha's favorite movie? Debbie does....dishes.
27) Are silentjd and kelkesh married? Nah, marriage is an institution, and Kelkesh breaks out in rashes at the word 'relationship.'
28) What planet should god_damn_stars be from? Venus. As she likes Peeeeeee-ncils.
29) What do you agree with zorexplusalpha about? That I'm 'still breathing?!'
30) What word best describes alexandur? Voracious, and powerhungry
31) What is alexandur's favorite band/artist? The Arathi 5.
32) Do you have a crush on god_damn_stars? Used to, she's a hottie though.
33) Does plash34 travel a lot? Yeah, fucking nomadic bitch.
34) Does grey_humdrum go to your school? Newp, she'd have beat me up everyday
35) Is grey_humdrum athletic? Yeah, why not. Bullying usually is
36) alexandur's eye color? Rotted
37) One thing you can't stand about onebloodymess? Her damn lack of convictions on how much I kick ass.
38) What color should judeco dye their hair? Bright Blue
39) How tall is grey_humdrum? 6'9
40) Have you ever dated red_rockstar? No, despite being young, she's incredibly trendy. XD
41) How long have you known judeco? 2 years, roughly. But in past lives, we owned Gettysburg.
42) Is silentjd single? Yeah, he has a commitment rash.
43) god_damn_stars's hair color? Hmmm, last time I saw her, it was drunk colored.
44) How many monkeys could kelkesh fight at once and win against? More info needed. Are they wielding weapons? Are they berserk? Do they know IcePatch?
45) If judeco and kelkesh were spliced together, what would be its name? Cherike, Or Micheryl
46) Do you think grey_humdrum is hot? Sure. If bullies can be hot...
47) Would shingouki and god_damn_stars look good together? J-pop and Meeeeeetal don't mix. Otherwise, you get Loudness. Sarn, look them up. Heeeeeelarious.
48) Would alexandur be a better ninja or pirate? Pirate. Too bony to be a ninja.
49) Are satanic_buddha and god_damn_stars going out? Nah, they don't shoot guns.
50) Are judeco and onebloodymess going steady? Nah, as onebloodymess wants Mr. Elfman.
51) What would you do if red_rockstar died? I'd mourn the loss of a great tauren.
52) What exotic animal would onebloodymess like as a pet? An angry toad.
53) Does silentjd have a crush on god_damn_stars? Newp, That'd mean they'd hafta hang out, and that'd NEVER work. She likes Vag too much.
54) Would zorexplusalpha and grey_humdrum make a good couple? Yes, Zor has 'Counter Bullying +5 Short Sword Of 1337ness.'
55) What is luckyshoe81's favorite color? Fire.
56) One quality you find attractive in kelkesh? Boobs.
57) If luckyshoe81 and zorexplusalpha were spliced together, what would it be like? A raging asskicker.
58) What is kelkesh's favorite food? Boobs
59) What video game does shingouki remind you of? Streetfighter Alpha
60) Which of your friends should goliant go out with? Like Noel, he'd fuck all 'dem bitchez.
61) What would red_rockstar do differently in your shoes? She'd prolly kick less ass.
62) Is luckyshoe81 a high school student? No, but she dates middle school kids.
63) Would you wrestle god_damn_stars in jello? Sure, and I'dmake her tap out.
64) What is red_rockstar's favorite game? The game that makes her go into seizures.
65) Do you have alexandur's screenname? Yes. BigluvaHotTtis68
66) What is shingouki's shoe size? he has two peglegs. Poor kid.
67) If red_rockstar commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? an army of angry bums who want a comprehensive health plan.
68) What flavor of jello would goliant be? The 1337 kind. Like 1337sauce.
69) What do you disagree with onebloodymess about? Her thoughts on Air Supply.
70) What is museindoor allergic to? Ignorance.
71) If museindoor took over the world, who would be happy? The beatniks, and the middle class working man
72) Would you ever date grey_humdrum? I kinda like being bullied.
73) Is god_damn_stars dead sexy? Well, she's alive....and hot....
74) What comic book character would grey_humdrum be? Ms. IKeepBoysHumiliated
75) Is museindoor popular? Yeah man, he organizes donkey shows.
76) Is goliant a nerd? No, he breaks nerds. And HNMs.
77) Is judeco friends with alexandur? No. They fight over who gets top bunk.
78) Is alexandur your best friend? Only when he has some 'ends'.
79) Does red_rockstar smoke? Only when she's on fire
80) What rank would silentjd have in a giant robot army? Hes a one man army.
81) Where did you first meet onebloodymess? On AIM, when I was drunk.
82) Have you flirted with onebloodymess? nah, she's flirtproof.
83) Where would onebloodymess most like to visit? The Bunny Ranch
84) What would judeco think of silentjd? he does a lotta blow.
85) Does alexandur have a big secret? Yeah. He's dead.
86) What would museindoor give kelkesh for his/her birthday? A sledgehammer, to break stereotypes.
87) How would plash34 conquer the world? By slutting his waty to the top.
88) Would you set up zorexplusalpha and kelkesh? Sure. Then I'd mentally break them.
89) If shingouki were hanging off a cliff, what would grey_humdrum do? Pull him up, recruit him in the KISS army.
90) Does kelkesh know shingouki? Nah, not outside of those random sex clubs.
91) Did grey_humdrum break up with you? Three times yesterday.
92) If judeco had a superpower, what would it be? To make panties disappear. Oh wait, he already does.
93) How would zorexplusalpha kill museindoor? With a giant transforming robot.
94) Is silentjd introverted or extroverted? Extroverted. It's a self defense mechanism.
95) Has silentjd been to your house/dorm? Yeah, fucker stole my Nissan
96) What would you do if you found out red_rockstar has a crush on you? I'd tell her to be mature about it, and quit touching herself when I speak.
97) Which president would goliant be likely to idolize? Taft.
98) Is museindoor 1337? he owns the beatnik crowd.
99) Is judeco an emo? Lil bitch cires after getting laid all the time
100) What is satanic_buddha's biggest flaw? His inability to fly.
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