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Jan 18, 2005 15:01

and now here's a potty poem:

here i sit, sad and lonely-hearted,
paid a dime but only farted.

yesterday, i took a chance.
saved a dime but crapped my pants.

((fyi: people used to pay to use the bathroom. this is a Hella [patty!] old poem))

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sumati January 18 2005, 23:37:07 UTC
lol. That's pretty good.

My dad made up alternate verses for Johnny Cash's song "I Walk the Line." This is how it goes.

I keep my pants up with a piece of twine
I leave my barn door open all the time
And if you want me to prove that you're mine
Just pull the twine,
just pull that twine. XD

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elhyamslove January 18 2005, 23:49:04 UTC
That's hella deep kay.. hella deep. (2^_^)2

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red_paint_drips January 19 2005, 05:11:00 UTC
what kind of beverages are on ur icon?

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imtanya January 19 2005, 06:08:37 UTC
well... that's one way to spend money. (:

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