Measure the weight of your perception ( Read more... )

Have you talked to a hooker recently? You think gas prices are up, doesn't end there ( Read more... )

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! I'm a all faggy for the arrival of my bestest buddy, who is a lot of fun if not so smart or downright fucking retarded, JOHN ( Read more... )

Ok let's fill you in on what you don't know. I've got a pretty cool step brother, only a year younger than me from this small little piss poor european country called Latvia that you may have heard of. I need to see him more often because he's hilarious and when you get the two of us together, you can imagine cartoon land times...I don't know 50 or ( Read more... )

OH DAMN! I overdid it a bit with the work out, guess I didn't realize how little I move my left arm ( Read more... )

OH! You want to rub salt in my wounds now? The rotten fruit of your loins, right? Black sheep? Fuck you ( Read more... )

The whole purpose of inviting these drastic changes into my life is to recapture squandered potential. I can't just fucking sit here and let all the shit life has to offer burry me within a tsunami...a shit tsunami ( Read more... )

AHHHHH! It's gone! IT'S ALL FUCKING GONE!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'm seriously contemplating suicide.

Actually it's really not so bad and I'll let it get back to shoulder length then see a stylist to determine what we can do with it. Oh I'm such a pretty girl.

All the journals leading up to this one - where I nearly die from alcohol posoining and wind up in jail. Nothing terrible will come out of this other than not seeing Katii...which is pretty terrible ( Read more... )

So im not too too drunk right now but i definitely was like 2 hours ago...DRUNKY THE BEAR IS THE MAAAAAAN ( Read more... )