Stolen from el_jefe59 who is smarter than me.

True English Nerd
You scored 81 erudition!

Not only do you know your subjects from your objects and your definite from your indefinite articles, but you've got quite a handle on the literature and the history of the language as well. Huzzah, and well done! The English snobs of Boston salute you.


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Those petty wrongs that liberty commits,
When I am sometime absent from thy
heart,
Thy beauty and thy years full well befits,
For still temptation
follows where thou art.
Gentle thou art and therefore to be won,
Beauteous
thou art, therefore to be assailed;
And when a woman woos, what woman's
son
Will sourly leave her till she have prevailed?
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I'm sorry but I cannot keep this a secret anymore. The icon that you see here is actually a picture of sharkbait's long lost brother, Ned. This picture was taken during a familiar drunken rage at Thanksgiving.

Its 19 degrees!!!! A heat wave!!! This gives me a chance to put my new Speedos on!!!!

Stolen from a couple people:


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I dunno about all you folks, but I've had the internet since like 1990. That all changed on Friday. Fast.

It seems I forgot to pay my phone bill..for, um... a few months. Off went the phone, on went the angst. I was crawling the walls...goin absolutely nuts feeling "stuck" here alone!! I even bought a cell phone just so I could call sharkbait and ( Read more... )

Its about 3 degrees here. There are 3 new inches of snow on the ground and about 3 inches of ice on my car. I love Pennsylvania.

Your celebrity match is Natalie Portman. You like your women sweet and cute.


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