Snarfed from a couple of people:

Which generic smut novel character are you? (With somewhat relevant pictures!)
The Rascally Unshaven Rogue
Everybody loves a rebel, and the unshaven rogue is no exception. With your mannish stubble, sly expression, and sinful proficiency with a weapon, you have a way with women unmatched by any other, not even ( Read more... )

Snagged from hoosierangel

Your Linguistic Profile:

45% General American English
30% Yankee
20% Dixie
5% Upper Midwestern
0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Gnome Warlock


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SIGH

Ripped off captain_phil

Your Eyes Should Be Hazel
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You are 58.125% Conspiracy Nut


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Stolen from el_jefe59

The Girl Next Door
71% Sexy-Cute, 59% Dark-Light, 58% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish. This sounds like a blah category, right? Oh, my, no. The Girl Next Door has been the subject of more dirty fantasies than you could possibly count. She's so sweet, and innocent, and infinitely ( Read more... )

Intelligence

Intelligence is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You like to be able to talk about everything that is on your mind, and if your partner can't keep up, well, you know. You are very attracted to someone who can challenge you, and make you see things in a whole new way.


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