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Told his wife, "On the fourth of July
I think I'll compete in the free-for-all meet.
I bet I can win if I try."
But his wife said,
"My word! How very absurd!
You haven't gone swimming in years!
With others so fast, you're sure to be LAST,
And I'll blush to the tips of my ears."
Well, the fourth quickly came,
And waiting to acclaim
Were wonderful swimmers galore,
Each poised in his place for the start of the race,
While spectators crowded the shore.
The contest began, and Benji, poor man,
Was passed on the left and the right.
His pace was so slow that a crab saw his toe
And thought it would venture a bite.
Ben noticed the crab as it started to grab
And - perhaps the result can be guessed:
The thought of his toe in the claws of his foe
Made him swim like a swimmer posessed!
And the crowd on the shore sent up a great roar
As Ben took the lead in a dash,
While his wife on the dock received such a shock
She fell in the lake with a splash.
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