Warning to the ladies:

[silentpalms]

(Palo Alto, Saturday April 29) A recent series of surveys and tests by the Stanford Medical Center has released a startling result: the vast majority of the female population between the ages of 15 and 45 shows a shocking allergic reaction when a male sex organ is inserted into the vagina, with symptoms that almost always include severe bloating of

Comments

[daeren]

hehehe, that's fantastic.

[aidar2ch]

this is a spoof, right? I'm mean, you're really talking about pregnancy here, right? I mean "abdominal bloating", "Hormonal embalances", "nausea", "continuing for nine months", with "some symptoms lasting upwards of 20 years", plus it occuring in women "15-45 years old"? I mean, hello, this does sound a trite suspicious to me.

[avalonxq]

I'd heard that a daily hormone pill can supress the allergic reaction.

[dragonguyver]

Yeah, there's that. My fiancee has a shot she takes once every three months to prevent it. That's got some side effects, of course, like any allergy medication.

[dragonguyver]

hahaha. where'd you find this one?

[silentpalms]

I wrote it, actually. :)