Haha Did you know this is actually based upon a quote by Pope John XXIII when asked how many people work at the Vatican. Good Pope John was well known for his humor.
A tornado hit a farmhouse just before dawn. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept, and set them down gently in the next county. The wife began to cry.
“Don’t be scared, Susan,” her husband said. “We are not hurt.” Susan continued to cry. “I’m not scared,” she said between sobs. “I’m happy ‘cause this is the first time in 15 years we’ve been out together.
Dear Diary, Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But, this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
Helllooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what the fast talking sales guy told ME last year...namely, that in one year these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooo? It's been a year! (I told him)
There was only silence at the other end of the line so, I finally just hung up.
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"Honey, what are you doing?"
"A jigsaw puzzle."
"Why the big mess?"
"It's really, really hard. It's supposed to be a picture of a tiger -- you can see it on the box."
"Honey, put the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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"Oh, about half."
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Did you know this is actually based upon a quote by Pope John XXIII when asked how many people work at the Vatican.
Good Pope John was well known for his humor.
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“Don’t be scared, Susan,” her husband said. “We are not hurt.” Susan continued to cry. “I’m not scared,” she said between sobs. “I’m happy ‘cause this is the first time in 15 years we’ve been out together.
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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But, this week I got a call from the contractor who installed them.
He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
Helllooo? Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.
So, I told him just what the fast talking sales guy told ME last year...namely, that in one year these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooo? It's been a year! (I told him)
There was only silence at the other end of the line so, I finally just hung up.
Guess I won that stupid argument.
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