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Ah, uncertainty. Would life be interesting without it?

So... Throw me for a loop, I'm game.

Jack Bauer kicks so much ass, he was banned on six different continents. Including Antartica.

Step aside Chuck Norris, theres a new badass in town.

Doot. Dit. Doot. Dit...

Rolling Admissions PWN major fucking nublets.

New York (the state)
Its a hell of a place,
where no one lives on account of the pace...

When the sun comes out, it really shines...

EDIT: hehehe... i forgot in my excitement. I got into Manhattanville College, one of my top 3.

I want to leave this place behind. I ache for a clean slate, a place where no one knows my name.

Wait... I do know a place like that...

HOOKAH TIME!

BTW: anyone got a copy of the producers that theyd be willing to burn if i gave you a blank cd??

It's times like these I'm grateful for both of my siblings.

Tookey.

Pittsburgh annhilated Denver.

That is all.

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I just took a two-hour nap on the floor.

*Scratches head*

Thats it really...

During that nap, I had a dream that the world had been taken over by orangish zombies that knew Kung Fu...

I have fucked up dreams.