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[silesiaback]

To the scoundrel who kidnapped little Latvia! Return him at once! Forcing him to stay with you when he ought to choose for himself... you're awful

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[musical_wings]

Mr. Prussia is the one being bothered!

...and he's not a delinquent!

[silesiaback]

... Excuse me?

He's the biggest delinquent in all of Europe! Not even England could give him a run for his money!

[musical_wings]

He keeps getting bothered by everyone! They won't leave him alone!

No he's not... Why would someone want to run with his money?

[silesiaback]

No one would bother a man like him if he hadn't provoked them first. I don't know what sort of lies he's told you, but he's far from the scapegoat you're imagining!

[onewithkol]

If he is to be returned to anyone, it's me.

[silesiaback]

That may be the simplest solution here Russia, but I'm afraid the situation has grown a bit more complex since the last we spoke.

[onewithkol]

More complex?

[silesiaback]

Last night, I finally gave Prussia the beating he deserved! And by virtue of winning, Latvia should be considered under my domain for now.

[2cool4europe]

Poland deserves a good ass-kicking! That brat doesn't know when to shut the hell up!

[silesiaback]

Poland deserves nothing of the sort! We all have the freedom to speak, which you seem to exercise more than anybody here!

Ahhh. Sorryy. There was a big tornado warninggg.

[2cool4europe]

There's a point where one crosses the line of the freedom to speak to fighting words! Poland has no idea where that line lies!

No you're not 8|a Derp, tornados. It's sunny in Texuhs

[silesiaback]

You suffer from the same problem! Only while Poland a kind and unassuming country, you're nothing but militaristic!

[yougogirlfrien]

...Prussia's bothering me!

[silesiaback]

Again?! After the thorough beating I gave him last night?

He'll never learn!

[yougogirlfrien]

Yeah! I just, like, mentioned all off-hand and stuff that after World War I the Treaty of Versailles was all, "Poland, you get West Prussia," and I was like, "Oh, okay," and then he got totally mad and now he's gonna come attack me and stuff!

[silesiaback]

You've taken land back from Prussia? I'm so pleased for you, Poland! We all knew Prussia's time would come someday!

World War I?

[dustedsunlight]

Latvia was kidnapped? Oh my gosh, is he okay...?

[silesiaback]

He should be fine, I hope! We're all trying to locate him, but there's no word.

[dustedsunlight]

Oh my gosh... I hope you find him. I was helping Russia in the park earlier, so I hope he'll be okay, too.

I'll make sure to look around, too!