Finally!

[silfactor]

I totally figured it out this week. I'm absolutely without a doubt relationship retarded. I've got concrete evidence and I'm not afraid to use it while I beat the young women with their eyes on me away with a stick. Or many sticks. Because there are a lot of young women with their eyes on me. You know, in case you didn't know

Comments

[joebartolick]

So what you are trying to say is that you are gay, right?

[enchantee]

gay gay gay

[silfactor]

Maybe it would make things easier

[enchantee]

says the man at a co-ed institution

now who sucks at life

[silfactor]

hahaha, I can hear your bitter cries of lust from here every time you spot a really hot dude only to realize as they get closer that it's just a butch lesbian.