And believe me, I really am that noob. I can't remember the last time I did a meme so I think this is the first.
Meme from Bern! O_o Because I've only ever seen memes on her elljay! XD
1. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
Hmm, an almost ex for me. We were never together though we almost were. Anyway, I'd point, laugh and start calling all of my friends for a helluva party.
2.Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
"Omg who?!... No wait... that would be obvious... It's obvious right?"
3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
This afternoon. I was at the HDB office and there were these little kids who were running around screaming. The place was small and they were loud. Everyone was "Aww so cute!" but me. I felt like bashing one of their heads in. Thank goodness the floor did it for me. Gods I'm mean.
4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
Not counting the food I bought for dinner, a pair of opaque black stockings from a spree. >.> No points for guessing who made me wanna check out the LJ communities for sprees after sooooo long. >.<
5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
Gained. I didn't eat much during the holidays but school always ensures that I don't forget meals.
6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
You mean they come puffy? O_o
7.The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you have to say?
"Whoa! I haven't heard from you in years!!"
8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
Bastian. Thanks to Rahenna. Bastian just sounded downright sexy the moment she let me read her story in 2005. <3s
9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
I'm gonna give her some fantasy-ish sounding name people might kill me for. Like Zerian.
10. What are you craving right now?
._. The asparagus wrapped in bacon I experimented making a few hours ago. I made reaaalllly little cuz I didn't really know what I was doing.
11. What was the last thing you cried about?
Secret.
12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
If she hands it to me, I'll keep it, and it'll land in a compartment of my bag I'm convinced has enough to get me home.
13. What color is your tissue box?
I bought Disney tissue boxes a month or so ago. ._. Because they had the Disney princesses in gold gowns. I'm so girly sometimes I scare me...
14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
Heck no. I'm shit scared of ceiling fans. I don't want any falling on me. I'm also slightly paranoid about TV brackets and shelves.
15. What is the last voicemail you received about?
Uhh that was a few years ago so I've no idea.
16. Have you ever blocked someone on facebook before?
Nope! No one I feel severely irritated by has added me on Facebook. And my settings mostly on private so even if they did find me there's not much they can find out.
17. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
Waking up and finding a cockroach on the floor beside the bed...
18. Do you wear a name tag at work?
Don't work. >.<
19. What kind of car do you drive?
If I did, it would be really ruggard.
20. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
I'm not sure.
21. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Nope.
22. What color is your iPod?
I don't have one, I'm allergic to iPods. I use a Creative Zen V Plus. It's black and blue but it's mostly covered by this fugly black silicon cover. Which covers everything but the screen. Genius I say.
23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
Wine. Red wine. It wasn't sweet enough so I mixed it with a can of Coke.
24. Are you happy right now?
Yesh! But I needa sleep. So I'm not so glad about that.
25. Who came over last?
Mish, we were settling our Kingdom Hearts costumes and I fell asleep on the sofa. She left and I didn't even know. ._. I'm a terrible best friend.
26. Do you drink beer?
Nope. But I just found out I like warm sake.
27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
Hehe, the beauty of being the only kid. O_o Dad has insisted countless times the hospital made some horrible mix up though. ^^
28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
XDD I don't use a keychain. My keys are in my coin compartment in my wallet.
29. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Memoirs of a Geisha on Saturday night. Was a pretty bad movie imho. Makes a lot of sense why Brokeback Mountain did better that year.
30. What is in your pocket?
I'm in my pajamas and there's nothing in my pockets.
31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife?
*Sniffles* If only I had one.
32. Where do you hurt?
The skin beside the nail on my fourth left finger. I think I cut a bit of it off when I was cutting my nails. No blood or anything though, just a lil raw.
33. Has someone ever made you a Build-A-Bear?
What the heck is that? XD
34. What's something fun you did today?
I mended Daddy's shorts with the sewing machine his girlfriend gave me! O_o It was helluva fun! XD Dad's so sweet, he has like, 20 pairs of shorts but he still told me he wanted to keep the ones he tore so that I would get stuff to practice on. I <3 him.
35. What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
I can't remember. I don't even know if I've been to one. O_o
36. When is your birthday?
27th September.
37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
*Sniffles* No.
38. How many states in the US have you been to?
Never been to the US. But I wanna go to Houston. XD
39. What kind of milk do you drink?
Chocolate, once every 2 years.
40. What are you going to do after this?
Sleep! I need to! Ahhhhhh.
41. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
Mish and Rinnie. I got beads.
42. What is something you need to go shopping for?
Pants mainly. I'm still on my quest for a nice pair of bondage pants. It's been a long 2 year quest...
43. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
Nope. My mother made it by combining the names of my cousins Leon and Darrel though.
44. What kind of car do your parents drive?
Nil.
45. Are you rich?
Nuh uh.
46. Is someone in love with you?
If they are I wanna know.
47. What colour is your couch?
Hee hee. Right now it's PURPLE! XDD YES!! XD Daddy let me choose the colour of the alternate covers and I chose dark purple! YEAAAHHH!! ._. They now match my curtains! XD
48.What famous person do you look like?
Uhh.. Johnny Depp, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers (He's so hot it should be a crime.) and Sven Weber (XDD!).
49. Does someone like you right now?
I think. XD
50. Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you pass or fail?
I don't think I have the capability to make babies on my own...
51. Favorite pop-tart flavor?
O.o
52. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
Nope. Oh wait... I might. But I don't know if he's in there again.
53. What are your plans for the weekend?
Catch up on studying, play more Angels Online, disturb my bunneh.
54. Do you like the color green?
I like teal... I'm being a pain, aren't I?
55. Who was the last person to send you a instant message?
Can't remember, I hardly ever go on MSN. I think it was Squishy.
56. Last restaurant you went to?
Kushigin in Cuppage Plaza. It ROCKS. Reasonably priced too.
57. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
About 7.
58. Do you swear at your parents?
No. I swear with my parent.
59. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
No. It's 12:36am. People better not be thinking about me.
60. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
Yesh. XD
61. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Playing Angels Online.
Please to be answering this too? I wanna read. XD