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[silicone_clown]

The time is coming.

I can hear it snickering back there, back where? Not to far away…And if the wind catches it the right way, it whispers to me, cold and clammy, and I cannot believe, CANNOT BELIEVE that old age is coming.

I will lose my mobility.I will lose my freedom.I will lose my mind.I will lose my friends to cancer, heart disease, stroke, and

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Gardening isn't so bad

[litsuna]

Beards, blouses with flowers, and diapers. I know /i'm/ looking forward to old age too.

Please never let me wear spandex as an old lady. EVER!

Re: Gardening isn't so bad

[silicone_clown]

ha ha ha!
Spandex!
Our bones will be to frail to even attempt maneuvering spandex. (especially with our skin having no more elasticity - always in the way)

[initial_c]

dude... dry vagina. hot flashes. menopause. senility. those things I may not be able to avoid.

But I am NEVER growing a beard. That's what Nair and Waxing is for.

[silicone_clown]

why is everyone so caught up on the beard? it happends...I swear.
think about all those little old ladies, so cute, so small, curled over, pushing a walmart shopping cart - (they shop at walmart they KNOW nair exists) bitching about the youth today. The emo kids, the goth kids, MTV, methamphetamines, who understands all this nonsense?

Beards? gotees? mutton chops? these things don't concern us.

BEARDS! I AM TELLING YOU.

[initial_c]

*gives Laura a bottle of Nair*

use this wisely in the future.

[silicone_clown]

Justin naired his balls once.
they got puffy, red and burnt.
then I naired my arms.
they got puffy, red and burnt.