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LiveJournal is for porn memes, and it looks like I discovered another one this morning. How's that for good luck on Friday the 13th?
► ONE-SENTENCE PORN MEME
So far, I've only written a Mai/Mikoto (Mai-HiME) sentence, but I may do more if the mood strikes me.
EDIT: Now, I've done one sentence for every page on that meme.
Mai-HiME (Mai/Mikoto)
Mikoto was always fond of burying her face in Mai's breasts, but last night, Mai smiled and told her, "Why stop there?", gently guiding Mikoto's hands around each of them and showing her where to find the most sensitive spots.
Rune Factory (Raguna/Melody)
The heat of the bath house sauna couldn't compare the the heat Raguna felt when Melody allowed him to join her in the girls' section after hours.
Revolutionary Girl Utena (Juri/Kozue)
Kozue gave Juri a faint smile as she use her sword to rip off the buttons of her uniform one by one; she though it only fair to even the playing field before they used the student council table as a makeshift bed.
Lucky Star (Akira/Minoru)
By this point, Akira didn't care that the cameras were still running, or that she could hear and feel Minoru panting heavily and angrily as he lay on top of her; she was going to gain her stardom, and not even the network censors would stop her.
30 Rock (Liz/Jack)
Tracy was about to congratulate Liz on "one of the best episodes she'd ever produced", but when Jenna pointed out a scene with a pantsless Jack crawling out from underneath the desk, Tracy decided to confiscate the tape and keep it for himself.
Final Fantasy XII (Larsa/Penelo)
Larsa normally hated the sewers, but the underbelly of Rabanastre was the only place Penelo would let him touch her in spots she normally kept guarded from the other men who lived down there.
Final Fantasy X-2 (Yuna/LeBlanc)
Leblanc had lost much of her patience when she realized that Yuna and her "Dullwing" friends had infiltrated her hideout; she decided to take their leader and show her the "tough love" given to all female members of the LeBlanc Syndicate.
Daria (Quinn/Sandi)
Dissenting opinions were rarely tolerated in the Fashion Club, so Quinn's punishment was to kiss Sandi's feet; she started to worry if she had really screwed up when Sandi took off her clothes and told Quinn to "go higher, and don't stop until you reach the lips".
Yu-Gi-Oh (Yugi/Anzu)
Yugi was finally ready to take Anzu up on her offer of "breakfast in bed"; she later winked and said, "not in that order, of course", which only got him more excited.
Code Geass (Milly/Nina)
She wouldn't dare say "be quiet" to anyone, but Nina worried that Milly's increasingly louder moans of passion would alert Shirley and Kallen to their secret room underneath the fountain.
DC Comics (Bruce Wayne/Selina Kyle)
Selina was so impressed by the wide array of tools Bruce kept on his belt that she didn't care much when she found out that what he kept underneath the belt was perfectly ordinary.
Azumanga Daioh (Yomi/Sakaki)
When Sakaki nonchalantly told Yomi she came a few minutes ago, Yomi was relieved, but not surprised, to learn that it didn't work out that way in the movies she and Tomo would watch at one in the morning.
► ONE-SENTENCE PORN MEME
So far, I've only written a Mai/Mikoto (Mai-HiME) sentence, but I may do more if the mood strikes me.
EDIT: Now, I've done one sentence for every page on that meme.
Mai-HiME (Mai/Mikoto)
Mikoto was always fond of burying her face in Mai's breasts, but last night, Mai smiled and told her, "Why stop there?", gently guiding Mikoto's hands around each of them and showing her where to find the most sensitive spots.
Rune Factory (Raguna/Melody)
The heat of the bath house sauna couldn't compare the the heat Raguna felt when Melody allowed him to join her in the girls' section after hours.
Revolutionary Girl Utena (Juri/Kozue)
Kozue gave Juri a faint smile as she use her sword to rip off the buttons of her uniform one by one; she though it only fair to even the playing field before they used the student council table as a makeshift bed.
Lucky Star (Akira/Minoru)
By this point, Akira didn't care that the cameras were still running, or that she could hear and feel Minoru panting heavily and angrily as he lay on top of her; she was going to gain her stardom, and not even the network censors would stop her.
30 Rock (Liz/Jack)
Tracy was about to congratulate Liz on "one of the best episodes she'd ever produced", but when Jenna pointed out a scene with a pantsless Jack crawling out from underneath the desk, Tracy decided to confiscate the tape and keep it for himself.
Final Fantasy XII (Larsa/Penelo)
Larsa normally hated the sewers, but the underbelly of Rabanastre was the only place Penelo would let him touch her in spots she normally kept guarded from the other men who lived down there.
Final Fantasy X-2 (Yuna/LeBlanc)
Leblanc had lost much of her patience when she realized that Yuna and her "Dullwing" friends had infiltrated her hideout; she decided to take their leader and show her the "tough love" given to all female members of the LeBlanc Syndicate.
Daria (Quinn/Sandi)
Dissenting opinions were rarely tolerated in the Fashion Club, so Quinn's punishment was to kiss Sandi's feet; she started to worry if she had really screwed up when Sandi took off her clothes and told Quinn to "go higher, and don't stop until you reach the lips".
Yu-Gi-Oh (Yugi/Anzu)
Yugi was finally ready to take Anzu up on her offer of "breakfast in bed"; she later winked and said, "not in that order, of course", which only got him more excited.
Code Geass (Milly/Nina)
She wouldn't dare say "be quiet" to anyone, but Nina worried that Milly's increasingly louder moans of passion would alert Shirley and Kallen to their secret room underneath the fountain.
DC Comics (Bruce Wayne/Selina Kyle)
Selina was so impressed by the wide array of tools Bruce kept on his belt that she didn't care much when she found out that what he kept underneath the belt was perfectly ordinary.
Azumanga Daioh (Yomi/Sakaki)
When Sakaki nonchalantly told Yomi she came a few minutes ago, Yomi was relieved, but not surprised, to learn that it didn't work out that way in the movies she and Tomo would watch at one in the morning.