Year in Review meme
1.) Where did you ring in the new year?
At Numbers with a bunch of goth kids. Just as the central time ball dropped and all the ballons filled with money came floating down from the ceiling, I was sexually assualted by someone that I believe was a women and then I grabbed Sylvan, the french guy, and made him my dance floor bitch for the rest of the night.
2.) What was your status by Valentine's Day?
It was quo. I sat at home and watched sex and the city reruns and vowed to never wear green on VD again. What's worse that not having a valentine is sticking out like the jolly green giant.
3.) Were you in school (anytime this year)?
2006 is the first year since 1983 that I have not been a student but rather the teacher. But now I'm thinking about going back to internet school.
4.) How did you earn your keep?
Mostly with the wages I earned as a child dream crusher ei., educator.
5.) Did you have to go to the hospital?
Only teeth hospital. I had a root canal and then they added a brand new tooth that I didn't even have to grow, they just stuck it right in. I'm a little upset about it though because I was hoping to be the first in my family to make it to 30 with all my originals.
6.) Did you encounter the police?
You know how when a police officer drives by and you smile and wave to advert any suspicion? Well it doesn't work so well when you are sweatin like a whore in church and you have $30 of stolen goods from the Salvation Army in your fanny pack.
7.) Where did you go on vacation?
I travelled to distant lands. First a place called Marble Falls. I couldn't imagine why they named the place that. Seems to me it would have been more appropriately named if it was calls "police in my motel parking lot all night staking out the burger king and blaring lights into my room at 3am while I'm trying to watch Pat Robertson preach about jesus."
Then a few weeks later I went to Dallas and mostly rode on the elevator because it was one of those fancy hotels with cable and maids.
8.) What did you purchase that was over $500?
My new tooth.
9.) Did you know anybody who got married?
I was in one wedding, cousin Tracy and cousin Bret got married. And then the whole reason I ever went to police in my motel parking lot all night stacking out the burger king and blaring lights into my room at 3am while I'm trying to watch Pat Robertson preach about jesus is because I went for a wedding.
10.) Did you know anybody who passed away?
The reason I went to that fancy hotel in Dallas was because I was going to my aunts funeral. Weird how all the questions relate to each other.
11.) Have you ran into anybody you graduated high school with?
Look at my myspace top friends. I went to high school 11 out of 16 of them.
12.) Did you move anywhere?
For a few weeks there I thought I was finally going to make the move out to LA but that nasty Simon Cowell didn't think I had the right stuff to go to LA. Just wait till you, the viewer, sees my audition. It was flawless. I sang a medley of Billy Ocean songs.
13.) What sporting events did you go to?
Do I look like a man?
14.) What concerts did you go to?
Blue's Traveller played on a balcony during Mardi Gras while I was standing in the street cold and wet.
15.) Are you registered to vote?
I am and I exercise my right as well because it's the little guy like me that makes a difference in this world. And plus, they usually have a little tray of cookies and coffee by the door.
16.) If so, did you do your patriotic duty on Nov. 7?
I sure did! I voted for Kinky Friedman. He's just like Jesus, he's a jew cowboy that sings in a band and smokes only the good stuff.
17.) Where do you live now?
Same place I always have. The only difference is we have a roof now.
18.) Describe your birthday.
I went to the 4th best restaurant chain in the world, Chili's, and ate something greasy. Then I shared my birthday cake that Kandice made for me with the entire staff of Chili's. Greedy bastards almost ate the whole thing.
Then we went to the movies to see You Me and Dupree where I drank a martini and downed a few glasses of wine. It should be a rule that all movie theaters have a bar.
And then we ended the night with a bang by riding cowboys at Big Texas and watching the lowered expectation people dancing to funky cole medina.
19.) What's the one thing you thought you would never do but did in 2006?
I never thought I would get a role in Rent.
20.) What is one thing you regretted this year?
Taking my love of Zach Braff to the next level.
21.) What's something you learned about yourself?
I can use shadows to make it look like I have boobs.
22.) Any new additions to your family?
Junior Money
23.) What was your best month?
December. I've basically been on a manic up swing for 2 weeks now. And I got a new job with plenty of time to still spend everyday day at the gym pretending to be anorexic.
24.) What from pop culture will you remember 2006 by?
I will forever remember 2006 as the year that Tania and Sarah graphically explained to me what a dirty sanchez was. And I will also remember this year at the year of Britney's vagina.
25.) How would you rate this year with a scale from 1 to 10 ?
This was 4. It had really terrible, awful, castostrophic days that usually saw no hope or light at the end of the tunnel. I spent from March to May in a miserable job situation and seriously consider jumping off the freeway. But it was all worth it, even the Zach Braff restraining order thing. Because now it has set the bar for 2007 to be at least a 5 or better.