I am so very thankful that I didn't follow "The Plan" and go straight to grad school for my masters and teaching credential. All that hell and all those papers would have put me in a classroom just to be booted out again. Well neener neener, alternate reality! I wont be getting a pink slip this Friday! Although... if the economy wanted to pick up a ( Read more... )

I was finally able to apologize for the sleazy plastic surgeon thing. He just laughed and I got the impression that apologizing was a silly thing to do. So I said that if he really had been planning on being a sleazy one then I would be happy to take the apology back. He laughed again and said no, but I didn't believe him. He's made a few ( Read more... )

The other night I told a guy that I thought being a plastic surgeon was kind of sleazy. This after he told me he used to want to be one ( Read more... )

The other night I was dreaming I was hanging out with a bunch of people in an old lodge/bus stop when one of the Jonas brothers joins our group. He was one of the ones with curly hair... At least I think that more than one of them has curly hair? I think the one that dated the Cyrus chick ( Read more... )

So, Jaclyn and I caught the last showing of Twilight tonight at the Brenden. It's all going peachy, she and I are the only ones in the theater, until the middle of the last scene when the idiot kids who run the theater turn on the lights and stop the movie. BUH? If you thought no one was in the theater then why did you let the movie run in the ( Read more... )

In preparation for this weekend's release of Twilight I'm re-reading all the books :) Because reading them for the first time 2 or 3 weeks ago just isn't recent enough? I've stayed away from the online portion of Midnight Sun though. I don't want to read it if it isn't finished ( Read more... )

We don't have any patients this afternoon until 4, but I came in at 3 just in case someone calls to make or change an appointment. All the lights in the office are off except for the one over my desk and the sign by the front door still says "Closed" when some guy trying to sell water walks right in and says, "Oh! I thought you were closed! I didn' ( Read more... )

The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

Two days in a row I've been woken up around 5 am by nightmares of frustration ( Read more... )

I can't sleep ( Read more... )