These guys are so crazy, lol, playing strip poker and not even drunk or high. I'd join in if I weren't so damn ugly....well, ok, sorry, fat, might work better. Ok, even fat isn't the right word...pudgy! Pudgy works. I love that word, it's so...chubby. How can a word be chubby? 42. THat's why. No, or else it's because it reminds me of a ( Read more... )

Can't....concentrate....time....useless ( Read more... )

<"May barbarians invade your personal space ( Read more... )

Here is a debate I was having all night. Why is it that someone that you teach how to pack a bowl and smoke it; that gets completely high for a week straight, then finds you scary because you went on a four night binge and had hard shit? That's right, it doesn't make sense. So, it now appears that I scare a guy. That has been high, like me... ( Read more... )

Hey Genista, I took one of those Quizilla quizes, and yeah! I'm twisted.


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So when I went down to the health nurse's clinic for some birth control...I couldn't get it! Damn them, they took people after me..but no, not me. Bitches. Meh, I'll live. Maybe. Or maybe I'll have some kind of seizure and go crazy and then jump in a river to save whoever I have shoved down there....oops. Heehee. I am so flipping horny right ( Read more... )

Now why is it that all the guys you find attractive ignore you or just don't give a damn, and all the guys you could care less about find it extremely hard to stop having a crush, or whatever the hell you want to call it, on you? It's confounding, confusing, and a lot of trouble. For what!?! Not a whole lot. Yeah, that's right, I am giving up ( Read more... )

Today I have started this livejournal account due to a very good friend of mine, thank you Genista. Of course, this means that some of my darkest thoughts might find their way off the misplaced security in paper and onto the web for many more people to read. It doesn't matter what I actually use, nothing is safe from prying eyes, so I may as well ( Read more... )