Back and bemused...

Oct 15, 2003 11:00

Greetings all. I have sorely missed my LJ since the move, but I'm finally back on line! Sorry if I've missed a hundred important posts. Here's a round up of life chez Sarah n Uwe ( Read more... )

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deathbypeaches October 15 2003, 16:06:38 UTC
a) Your cat isn't depressed, he's suffering from semi-starvation and the resulting shift to demon form which has accompanied it.

b) It isn't an indian burial ground. He's just berating his minions through the floorboards, as they have been neglecting his diet of fresh-killed virgins and the dripping hearts of suicides. (Can't say I blame them. You know what it's like when you move office; you don't feel like doing any real work.)

c) While you were watching This Morn Omina, five lesser horatchriths from the seventh circle finished their dimensional portal to your new place and fed your cat, staving off the demon transformation for another month.

d) You have lurgy, but your cat feels much better...

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cyber_child October 15 2003, 22:14:54 UTC
e) What the fuck???????

*hugs* ;)

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deathbypeaches October 16 2003, 08:20:41 UTC
Sarah's cat is only actually half-cat. He's the spawn of Lucifer, Star of the Morning, the Fallen One, etc. Kind of a feline anti-christ.

You'll understand if you ever meet him in his "playful" mood...

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cyber_child October 16 2003, 17:06:18 UTC
f) it's a fukkin' cat! ;)

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