MUUUUUUUUUUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ( Read more... )

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected ( Read more... )

ok i knew Gnarls Barkley would be weird when i bought it, so i don't feel bad about the purchase. But yeah, it's weird. It's so funny how the truely progressive Hip-Hoppers, the ones that if we met, i'd acutally sit down and vibe with w/o thinking "what a fcuking moron! how did he make it through corporate america alive, and how can he speak like ( Read more... )

hung with the execs this weekend. saw the new room over on 11th pl, and was pleasantly reminded that it's definitely larger than the downstairs of oxford. plans for ginormous bed and wall paint colors ensued ( Read more... )

i might catch a little holy hellfire for this, so back up from the screen when you read this ( Read more... )

so, there's another dating show out. vh1's "can't get a date" it's hilarious, and i love the narrator! but it's really sad. i have a hard time watching ben-stiller-esque programs where the totally helpless but not-wholly-unlikable hero gets crapped on relentlessly.

four.zero gpa for seventeen hectic credit hours. cum laude, bitches ( Read more... )

that's right, bitches - i'm updating. know it, love it ( Read more... )

saw COMMON tonight at the O-Dome. contrary to expectations, the acoustics weren't bad at all. the show was mad live, as i'd hoped. the local B-people were there, Breaking after the opening act and during Com's set ( Read more... )

so, i totally almost whitnessed a firefighter knock out a guy (and the guy have no idea what's going on), told a blonde that I had a contagious dissease (after she stole and sipped my drink), and had a girl repeatedly ask for approval for her ass (which I refused to give... even though it was nice). and then she asked if i was gay ( Read more... )