love.

Feb 12, 2007 12:57

You're pretty and I like you. My friends are crazy. Sometimes...I like them a lot. I hear music. I hear angels. Morgan wants neon green ugly shoes. neon spew is what it looks like to me. ICK!!!! I want boyfriend. I want beluga feet!!! I sound like I'm on crack. But I'm not. I promise. ZAZOOO!!! I'm very very skeepy. I want skeep. Boyfriend is ( Read more... )

boyfriend. boyfriend. and neon spew

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hello helen, it's amber specific_love April 26 2007, 00:03:02 UTC
no, dear, be soothed, a crack head sounds like this:

"" mumble mumble...loud mumble...holler...." twitch, itch, twitch "i, uh, i got shot eight times..." hobble " can yuh, ma'am, (itch, twitch, look around with shifty eyes...) can yuh spare a few, uh, tuh, uh, help me get some food, ma'am?" twitch, "i haven't eaten in eight days..." twitch.

"sorry, mr.crackhead, i have no spare change. but hold on..." i travel inside the coffee house and grab some cookies. "here you go, you said you were hungry...."

looks up at me, all crazy confused

crackheads never eat food. they smoke crack and lose their minds, but never let a crackhead tell you he's hungry.

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