Today's "Daily Word" from Urbandictionary.com was so relevant to my recent behavior, that I felt I must share it with you all!

post-Potter depression: The empty feeling that comes from finishing the seventh book in the Harry Potter series and realizing there will be no more.

sigh, sigh, and sigh some more

I woke up this morning with a start, around 5 something AM. My cats fight a lot, and they usually make big noises that can be quite scary for someone sleeping on the couch. I thought a giant book shelf that we don't even own had fallen on Ophelia and killed her. Naturally, I shot up from my sleeping position with the loudest gasp anyone has ever ( Read more... )

This is VERY important to me. I recently found this on Youtube, and it is CLEARLY a gem. Lyrics below.

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Will someone PLEASE just take my blood already?!?!?!?! 

It is roughly 3:05 AM.
It is roughly 80 degrees farenheit in New York City.
I just got home from Megan's.
I can't sleep.
I am thinking about going back to Megan's.
Their door might be locked.
I don't know, I'm sure I could find a way in.
We watched the True Hollywood Story of Janice Dickenson.
I have a head/jaw ache.
I need to write some thank yous.
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Today wasn't a healthy day. Since my horrible body seems to think of itself as a big joke on me, I have decided I should turn it into a comedic sketch. The part of my useless brain and sensory organs will be played by Mark McKinney. The part of my useless digestive system and useless mouth will be played by Scott Thompson. The part of my useless ( Read more... )

That....can't be a good sign.

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ANNA S: Ok, your total is $5.99 today please.

HYVEE CUSTOMER: ...I'm pretty sure that wasn't the price of those mushrooms. No, no that couldn't have been the price of those mushrooms.

ANNA S: I can call the produce department and ask. (Over Intercom) Produce dial 110 please, produce 110.

PHONE RINGS!

MEGAN W. (she works in produce now): (on the phone) ( Read more... )

Angry Squirrel Finished Off by Crutch

From Associated PressJune 13, 2007 10:00 PM EDT

BERLIN - An unusually aggressive squirrel attacked three people in a German town before its last victim finished it off with a crutch, police said Wednesday.
The rodent jumped through a living-room window in Passau, on the Austrian border, on Tuesday and bit its ( Read more... )