My feelings while attempting to do a Russian accent, expressed in a language only Megan Weixelman and Nate Fisher could possibly understand:

Fucking fuck this fuck.

That does it, I only want to be friends with those drum sticks.

Guys, shut up for a second. Seriously, this is important, shut up. Guys, shut up! Thank you! Ok, now that I have your attention, this is important. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/0545010225/ref=dp_otherviews_1/002-0701030-7209640?ie=UTF8&s=books&img=1

            “It’s so hot in here,” Dr. Schuyler Skaats Wheeler mumbled to himself as he crept slyly into his home at 8:30 in the morning, returning from recent indiscretions that made him quite nervous - quite warm. He began making himself breakfast, grabbing an extra plate to fan his sweaty pores. “It is just TOO hot in here.”

As he sat ( Read more... )

Oh God.
Ok. I just managed to get a $119 speeding ticket because I am just that much of a fuckup.
I kid you not.
Big fat fuckup.

This is pretty much what happened:

I'm driving over to Tom, Marle, and Tyne's and there's a speed trap. So I...pull over to the side of the road.

Officer Winterbauer: Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"

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FFFFFF!  FFFFFFFFF  FFFFFFFVVVVV    FFFFFFFF! FFFFUCK!

I have developed a flawless routine ( Read more... )

Mucinex is easy
Mucinex is good
Seems like all I ever wanted was a tissue

This is a call to all my
Past upper respiratory infections

I got accepted to KU today ( Read more... )

Dear Degrassi: TNG,

Clearly, I have pretty low standards as far as plot and content are concerned. But I must say, you really disappointed me this time.

Love, 
Anna