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[sillyrabitricks]

DRABBLE MEME

Lets do this thing.

I WILL WRITE THINGS

Oh also, will be hiatus Thursday-Sunday cuz I will be at AWA buying Durarara porn buying Persona 4 porn

But whatever I WILL WRITE STUFF

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[crosshisheart]

ONE OF YOURS ONE OF MINE. Muraki rape need not be included.

[grewuptootsun]

Rabi glared at Rain, who sat across the table from him with a huge stupid RAIN smile. The WORST smile.

"What."

"Nothing!"

He kept smiling.

"WHAT!!!

"Nothing, I said!" Rain waved his hands in a deflecting motion, waving away the YELLING. While still smiling that dumb smile.

Deciding to ignore the man, Rabi started on his stew.

And then promptly spat out a pearl. Rain started clapping.

"He turned the meat into PEARLS! And! And he got me tickets to TOY STORY ON ICE, Junior! Have you met him?!" He was ecstatic.

Rabi glared at the suddenly appearing Old Spice Man. "We met."

Rain hugged the man happily. "He told me how to get to Seasame Street too!"

"Anything is possible when you use Old Spice Bodywash."

[crosshisheart]

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD I CRACKED UP

I CAN SEE IT. BEST. EVER.

[grewuptootsun]

DAMN YOU RAIN AND OLD SPICE MAN

[halfcocked]

. . . lay it on me

[grewuptootsun]

"Old Spice Man, y..you LIED to me." His mascara was running, but that was beyond his concern. Er, her.

Old Spice Man looked puzzled. "I did no such thing. Old Spice bodywash is an elixir of manliness."

"Then explain these!!" Devit groped herself.

"Those are your breasts. They are deposits of fat that make a lady more lady-shaped. After giving birth, they create delicious babymilk that is drank by babies. This nourishes them and they grow big and strong."

Devit stared, then wiped away a tear. "O...oh Old Spice Man. I can't stay mad at you."

"I know."

"C-can you go bother Tyki?"

"If by bother you mean attempt to educate on hygiene, then yes."

Devit gave a small smile and sniffled gratefully.

[derepathy]

SURPRISE ME

[sillyrabitricks]

Yuki didn't know the people important to Rabi as well as Rabi knew the people important to him. Which ended up being more awkward than he liked. Which really meant he was somehow being stared down by a boy way shorter than him. But despite the height difference, he took the tiny tattooed redhead seriously

[derepathy]

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee poor rabi

[sillyrabitricks]

MY SIDE OF THE FAMILY MUST NEVER KNOW

[whenurgood2nana]

I like surprises, bro.

[sillyrabitricks]

Michael walked in the kitchen, expecting someone in there to force into making him a god damn sandwich. Because he wanted one, so that's what should be happening. The world should know of his need for sandwich and deliver.

What he actually walked in on was Rabi baking cookies. Mother fucking COOKIES.

"That's too sweet!!!" He didn't bother to announce himself. Rabi turned to look at him and sighed. He was so CLOSE to cookie goodness and now yet another speedbump on the road to tasty glory appeared.

"Could you...wait?"

Mika stared.

"...okay yeah stupid of me to ask."

What ended up happening was Mika eating ten delicious sandwiches while Rabi ate cookie dough.

"Y'know, this didn't turn out too bad an afternoon."

Mika rolled his eyes. "No shit. ...now make me some fucking cookies."

"..."

"Just kidding!"

[littlestsoldier]

I love you, bro.

[a_valiant_rose]

SURPRISE ME?