Well, it's been so long since I updated that the fucking layout of the update page has changed. Pain in the ass. I need a new picture and a new layout. Guess that's whats up for Wednesday
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so..lemme tell ya a story...i was on this plane goin from flint to detroit cuz my boss doesnt own a globe. this plane looked like a pack of gum with 8 people in it. we were goin so slow we got passed my a kite. shit, we were prolly goin half the speed of smell. so we get goin nad half way through the 9 minute flight the pilot comes over the speaker and tells us we have to turn around cuz we lost oil pressure in one of the engines. i thought it was kinda stupid cuz the plane was so fuckin tiny. but anyways...this guy next to me is LOSING HIS MIND! he turns and asks all jittery and nervous like " hey...hey man..uh...how far do you think the one good engine will take us?"...so i told him...prolly yo the scene of the crash...which is convenient cuz thats where were headed...shit we'll prolly beat the paramedics there....cuz we're haulin ass...
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and we need to go shopping soon.
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