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[siln]

Last night my Christmas Cracker had a plastic whistle in it. Of course, I made sure to make extensive use of it at the party. I even hung it around my neck. My wife tried to make me get rid of it

Comments

[brownkitty]

Why would you need a rape whistle? You're happily married, doesn't that involve a certain amount of amorous pouncing, handcuffs optional whistling and/or rape hot acrobatic monkey sex?

[winterswitchery]

Heee wishes

[creamnsugar]

*snork* well done.