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[silno_pyanstvo]

[It's Monday, mid-morning, and Roshia is walking home from... the hospital, actually. With a large amount of bandaging over her left eye and cheek

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[springtime4me]

[Well, he would have just said 'hi' when he passed her on the street, but instead have an shocked and woried gasp as he stops and stares in horror.]

Miss Roshia! What happened to you?

[silno_pyanstvo]

Had disagreement. Fake husband did not appreciate being instructed to clean house yesterday.

[She's trying to be calm about it, but she's really not in the mood for calm. Something about having a broken face and losing an eye angered her.]

[springtime4me]

Disagreement...? He- he hit you?!?

[silno_pyanstvo]

Да. Did not know he could turn fist into metal.

[bawlingforsoup]

M-Miss Roshia...? W-What happened?

[silno_pyanstvo]

Fake husband did not appreciate being made to clean house yesterday.

[bawlingforsoup]

W-Why did you make him clean the house...? I-I thought I...

[silno_pyanstvo]

... Is having objection to fake husband cleaning house?

[Honest curiosity. Had the other nation somehow decided that cleaning the house was his responsibility and his alone? The golems did a lot of the work, and Roshia herself kept the kitchen spotless.]

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[bluecapboy]

M-miss Roshia?!

[silno_pyanstvo]

Да?

[And look, she is totally as calm and controlled as normal.

Not.]

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[bluecapboy]

[Not!son is still worried. He heard weird things were going on over Mother's Day, but still-

Well, this would explain why he hadn't seen much of Roshia.]

What on earth happened?!

Action forever!

[silno_pyanstvo]

Chainsaw objected to being instructed to clean house.

[cheesewithwine]

[The urge to say something about this was far too strong.]

Mon dieu, what happened?

[silno_pyanstvo]

[Well, first I made my fake husband go out and kill the drone of his sister, then I made him forget about it and think that he'd been cleaning house all day, then he punched me in the face with magical brass knuckles, and then he confessed his love(?) to me.

It's been an interesting weekend.]

Is nothing.

[cheesewithwine]

J-je vois...

However, it does not seem like 'nothing'.

[silno_pyanstvo]

Will be all right.

[Weakness is like blood in a pool of sharks.]

[thebestnation]

[Guess who's walking down the street, sees the bandaged eye and starts laughing?

That's right, this nation here.]

[silno_pyanstvo]

[Guess who's ignoring you totally.

That's right. This nation here.]

[thebestnation]

[She follows, still laughing.]

[silno_pyanstvo]

[She walks, still ignoring.]