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[silno_pyanstvo]

[So, you all remember Russia's tank? Yeah?

Screw T-34s, Roshia's got herself a T-90.

Options:
1. There is a Roshia, with a cast on her leg, standing in her driveway smirking at the tank.
2. There is a tank moving down the street. Thankfully, it's on the street, not the grass. No drunken tank races here at the moment.
3. 766 Bunker Street (a.k.a

Comments

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[limerenceloli]

[Examining the tank. She wonders if it's powerful enough to blow her up.

She doesn't take too much notice in Roshia because LOL MOTHER EARTH YUUKA IS CLEARLY THE WIFE OF GOD GIRIKO. WHO ARE YOU, BORSCHT TSUNDERE WOMAN?

... wait, you kinda look like Latvia's mom. Except a lot angrier. Then again, the only time Saya ever met Roshia was off-screen when the ice queen was droned.

... ... wait, you kinda look like Lu - wait, Saya doesn't know who Luke's mom is.

Finally talks to Roshia.]

That's one big tank, miss!

[silno_pyanstvo]

Is very nice of town to be returning it, да?

[She has the feeling she recognizes this girl, but can't exactly remember who she is or why she's important.]

[limerenceloli]

[... RUSSIA. The accent gives it away.]

Definitely! Now there's two tanks in this town~!

I think Russia has the first one... [Frowns for a moment; that dirty rapist tainting poor Latvia - but then looks cheerful again] ... is yours the same? It looks different...

[silno_pyanstvo]

[A grin, all teeth and amusement.]

Braginski is having T-34. This is T-90. Is much better and having more missiles and better armor and faster top speed and better communications systems and many other things.

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[legberjack]

[HAY BB WHAT'S UP. Giriko wandered outside, having noticed... something new in the yard. He was not exactly expecting this shit.

Maybe it's a little emasculating, shut up.

At least he looks well-dressed for the confrontation.]

Goddamn, woman, th' hell did you--

[silno_pyanstvo]

[Very very very pleased and amused.

And taking note of those clothes.]

Town returned clothing to chainsaw, tank to Roshia.

[legberjack]

[brb swallowing pride

He laughs in reply.]

Tch! About time th' bastards gave you somethin' that's actually useful! How long was I gonna have to carry y--

[He catches himself.

Oh right, the leg.

Fuck, his failures just keep piling up, and he's running out of other people to pin them on.]

[silno_pyanstvo]

[She ignores the comment, ignores the way he bites down on his words, choosing instead to continue her inspection of the tank. This is hers, the blueprints locked away in her knowledge, the solid metal as familiar as her own skin.]

Is very useful tank.

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[fuelefficient]

[what is my life]

[silno_pyanstvo]

[AWESOME, THAT'S WHAT.

[fuelefficient]

[knocking on the side]

...html is out to get me

[silno_pyanstvo]

[Appears.]

Да?

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[thebestnation]

WHAT THE HELL!?

[silno_pyanstvo]

[Sitting on top of the tank. Friendly wave!]

Is tank! Roshia thought that was obvious.

[thebestnation]

Yea, but why is it pointing at my house!?

[silno_pyanstvo]

For Roshia's amusement.

2.)

[hourai_branch]

Another one. Huh.

[silno_pyanstvo]

[Yep. Tank.

They see me rollin, they hatin.]

[hourai_branch]

Where do you get those?

[silno_pyanstvo]

In mail.