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Nov 11, 2005 16:02

My brother broke my new penis icecube tray!


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nemjersatyr November 11 2005, 22:33:07 UTC
What was he doing to it?

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silvan81 November 11 2005, 22:39:33 UTC
He breaks everything. I should have expected it. Why he would want a penis shaped icecube, I will never know. So, he was twisting it as you do to normal icecube trays to get the icecubes out, but this one shattered. *tear*

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nemjersatyr November 11 2005, 22:49:17 UTC
"Why he would want a penis shaped icecube, I will never know."
Um, honey... Mr. Sulu just came out of the closet the same way.

Jim: My. God. What happened!
Bones: Sulu broke the penis shaped ice cude tray, Captain!
Jim: Penis. Shaped. Ice cubes?! Sulu! Report to the bridge.
Sulu: Yes, Captain. En route.
Jim: Bones! Clean, clean up this mess!
Bones: Damn it Jim, I'm a cosplayer dressed like a kitty girl maid, not a house nigger!
Ohura: ::glare::
Sulu: I'm sorry about the mess in here, I went to the.. broom closet to.. fetch a mop.
Jim: Where's the handle?? Sulu, where's the mop handle? It's, it's gone.
Sulu: I... ::looks around room nervously:: I... broke it, sir.
Jim: How!
Sulu: ::looks down in shame::
Jim: My GOD! You're a homo!
Spock: That's highly making me ill.
Polar: Get out of my head, all of you.

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silvan81 November 11 2005, 22:56:10 UTC
Jim Waits.. *wiggles mop handle*
Sulu Captain!

haha

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