I don't like this weekend, it feels like sophomore year.  That and I felt a little drunk last night and today, AND I HADN'T CONSUMED 1 DROP OF ALCOHOL!  I was interviewing people for Scholar-Leader and I felt like I couldn't focus on their faces.  And I just swore I saw a revolutionary minuteman walking down Oak St....
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longest weekend ever!  it was most excellent.  we went out 2 nights, both times to 45east.  it's nothing special, but there's a regular bar downstairs and dance floor upstairs.  amy requested hips don't lie and sexyback both nights.  the dj refused, however, roomie's request for no diggity.  i like being 21. i feel bad for marissa and mary bcs they ( Read more... )

legal to do all things
except maybe rent cars, and join AARP, or try to collect Social Security.

I'm done ( Read more... )

The last day of World Politics class, the girl (well, lady?  she has 2 kids...) next to me was saying how our professor looks so much like Lieutenant Dan (Gary Sinise) from Forrest Gump, and that she wanted to write that on the evaluation.  A minute later, the guy on the other side of me was trying to get the TA's attention and asked me, "What's ( Read more... )

I once recited this poem as a holiday gifts to my friends freshman year.  It is offensive, but funnier if you imagine me saying it.  It is also quite dated.
Muhrr Crimmus.

De Ebonics Crimmus Pome

Wuz de nite befo Crimmus
And all ower da hood
ereybody wuz’ sleepin’,
Dey wuz sleepin’ good.
We hunged up our stockings
An hoped like de’ heck
That ( Read more... )

From one of our student newspaper's infamous top 7 list:
REASONS TO GIVE UP
7.  10% of women can never have an orgasm
6. Monopoly- it's just a game
5. Bush is still in office
4. the rash is getting worse
3. she's just not that into it
2. Mischa Barton isn't on the OC anymore
1. Who are you kidding?  You're worthless.

I want some matzoh ball soup.  When's ( Read more... )

Today I did a lame review presentation for the stupidest class ever, Organizational Behavior.  I didn't do a good job, but I wore professional clothes on a cold day.  Bonus points, I'm sure ( Read more... )

Alex did this, and then put it up with the comment that it was stupid.  And that somehow convinced me to do it when I have lots of shit to do ( Read more... )

THIS APPLE SMELLS INTENSELY LIKE DUST!!!!!!!!!!  IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE!  It tastes good, but man, it smells like du-ust.  Oh my god.  I think it might be the wax on it.  sick ( Read more... )