Thought I would share this rather amazing video. It reaches the height of Awesomeness when he starts to read a nursery rhyme--creepily. *inserted well-deserved evil cackling*


(Also notice how the Creepiness of the reading is only matched by the Perversity of the LJ icon.)

                Burton Guster and Juliet O’Hara met outside of a local Italian restaurant that claimed to have the best marinara sauce on this side of the state, for lunch. The waiter, well-aware of the pair’s preferences, led them to a quiet booth in the inner corner of the establishment that gave at least an illusion of privacy. They did not ( Read more... )

So deliciously inappropriate.

                Like an eager child with a large present, he impatiently tore the chain link away from the wardrobe and swung open the two panels. There were no clothes.

Instead, two wooden boards were roughly nailed into the back panel of the wardrobe (Dash bet it was Fenton’s shabby handiwork); on them were several identical… ( Read more... )

                Aside from two previously opened bags of veggie chips (both of which were moist from being left out in the open for too long), some celery sticks, a huge piece of ham (located in the refrigerator next to a red button labeled, “Fenton Defense System,” in big block-y letters), and a half-eaten chocolate chip cookie, there was no food ( Read more... )

I took a fun "What's My House" quiz today, and behold my results:

Your home is a Athletic Magnate's Villa
Your kitchen is someplace you never go, because you "have people for that." There's a Chocolatessen, which is rapidly becoming your favorite room of the house. Having one is also becoming a trend among your wealthy neighbors. Your master ( Read more... )

                Jazz returned shortly before Dash’s departure.

“Danny! Danny! It went so well! I can’t believe how he’s a psy-“ She stepped into the living room, where novels and reference materials for (Dash’s) essays sprawled all over the carpet . “Dash? What’re you doing here?”

“At least I see the family ( Read more... )

I think it's only fair to remind you ignorant mortals that today is August 11th, which is Cloud Strife's birthday! *confetti* So go forth and celebrate this glorious occasion! *glomps her FFVII game*

                Despite his words, Dash had no intention of stopping by the Fenton residence. However, as he waltzed into class fifteen minutes after the bell (apparently pizza sauce and hair gel were a bad combination) with a (forged) nurse’s note, Mr. Lancer was less than impressed. Dash could pretend otherwise all he wanted, but the fact ( Read more... )

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Fandom: Danny Phantom

Ship: Swagger Bishie (i.e. Dash/Danny/Dash)

Dash Baxter was not in the most pleasant of moods as he stalked down the hallway like an angry Hummer, complete with various students jumping out of harm’s way and all. Sensing, rather than actually seeing (courtesy of his many runs down this corridor ( Read more... )