Curate's Egg

[silver_pipe]

[ Heather speaks in a high-pitched tone of voice, trying to imitate a child, with obvious overtones of sarcasm. ]

Oh, mister Manager, sir, you've made my Halloween! With all the candy and the killings now I really feel so grateful to you for bringing me here!

This is the best Halloween ever!!

[ And her usual tone of voice returns ]

Ugh, seriously, what

Comments

[voice]

[stonewarrior]

They don't care what we need.

It's their game.

[voice]

[my_metallicar]

Sure, bullets would'a been great. [chew, gulp]. But the candy ain't bad.

If you don't want it...

[voice]

[broodyvalentine]

I believe there is something wrong with this candy. Or something wrong with...

I can't seem to focus very well. It's hard to stop eating.

[text]

[decibel_chamber]

Oh no...not you too!

That stuff ain't right, luv. I don't care how appealing it is, there's something...not right about it.