OOC, I suppose

Oct 27, 2003 13:48

Bored mun = character meme ;)

Loves sex with her husband and takes every opportunity to seduce him.

Would, however, give up sex if absolutely necessary - i.e. for the mental health of a child.

Would be exceptionally grumpy.

Worries that she spent too much time in bed and broom cupboards and meadows and the council chamber and on the formal dining table with Elrond and is thus to blame for their children's dysfunction.

Is still mildly amazed that Elrond loves her.

Has learnt to live with this.

Adores his kicked-puppy face but will never tell him that.

Once hit a particularly persistent maiden, who repeatedly propositioned Elrond in front of her face, over the head wlth a First Age soup tureen.

Loves her kitten.

Will coo at it for hours.

Still has flashbacks to the orc attack.

Has found that the best way to cure these is hot, sweaty, tender peredhel sex.

Loves to watch her husband at work, reading or healing.

Will argue politics with him or anyone else at any time of night or day.

Went through a seriously rebellious phase and turned up at Imladris that first time with pink hair.

Also destroyed many of her childhood photos.

Finds Tirion a bit much at times.

Broke her arm falling out of a mallorn tree while trying to eavesdrop on a conference between her parents and Amroth.

Has a small scar on one leg from burning herself on one of the forges in Eregion when she was a tiny elfling.

Screamed blue murder at the time as she'd never been that badly hurt before.

Watched with wide eyes as Celeborn tore strips out of Celebrimbor for being negligent.

Hasn't yet glowed green, but hasn't ruled out the possibility that she may do so if sufficiently provoked.

Disguised herself as a warrior and joined the Last Alliance.

Claims that she had a genuine altruistic motive in this and wasn't just trying to seduce Elrond.

Is a passionate about just about everything.

Is more than a little freaked by the fact that Fëanor was civil and even pleasant to her.

Realises that she will always have to share her husband with about half of Arda.

Also realises that this is the price to pay for marrying such a good Elf.

Still doesn't understand what the Mandos happened to her parents' marriage.

Is on her mother's side and severely dispproves of her father's attitude, but hates arguing with him.

Is far too much of an idealist to have given up on their marriage, however.

Got used to joint burns on priceless carpets inflicted by Elladan and considers the lack thereof as a bonus of him having moved out.

Is actually far more disturbed by her youngest son's religious epiphany than her eldest's excessive intake of mind-altering substances.

Has particularly fond memories of the waterfalls in Imladris *cough*

Wants a pair of knee-length boots.

And chocolate body paint.

Understands Arwen's decision, because she would have chosen the same way if it had been the only way to have Elrond.

Is saving a particularly ravishing and low-cut dress for a special occasion *coughcough*.

Is a dreadful tease.

Maintains that her husband is just as bad.

Would break bones and oaths to make sure her children are happy..

Still has ambiguous feelings about Eärendil and Elwing.

Knows that her husband has made his peace with the past, but feels horribly protective.

Has a Balrogish temper.

Occasionally worries that she's pressing her sexual desires on an unwilling Elrond.

Giggles like a maniac, sometimes over the most inappropriate of things.

Is about as patient as her mother.

Realises that elflings = broken ornaments.

And sometimes experimental cooking fires kindled with her dresses.

Learned to swear like a Dwarf.

Thinks that the only thing nearing sex in terms of fun to be had is reading. Anything. Everything.

Likes to read curled up in odd corners to read.

Is not obsessed with sex.

Really.

Really, really.

Really, really, really.
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