My husband's best friend has turned into even more of a cheap whore than usual - with my husband's almost Ada and half of the rest of Aman. Unfortunately, it seems that he is incapable of freeing himself from his bondage toys and Elrond, who is running round like a very sexy and noble elf-lord and healer like a headless chicken, had to cut him out ( Read more... )

Herven-nin?

Our children are here. No, my love, age has not robbed you of the power of hearing, although I perceive that speech is not one of your most prominent qualities today. Our children are here - yes, I do mean Estel as well. All except Elrohir, who must have wandered off somewhere again.

With Finarfin conveniently having directed them into the direction of a broom closet, Celebrían led Elrond through the corridors, counting the doors under her breath ( Read more... )