Oil of Olay uses modified T-virus to hide fine lines and wrinkles

[silver_raccoon]

Comments

[synchra]

I NEED TO GET ME SUM OF THAT.

[electronin]

Okay first off, the Olay product is clearly white, meaning that it's okay to use unlike the blue coy yet vicious version pictured above. We all learned that from Ghostbusters 2. Secondly, if I were a scientist charged with the storage of a substance that caused a variety of convenient catastrophic effects, I'd invest a few bucks in a styrofoam cooler and some bubble wrap, maybe even lock the frail glass tubes in an actual safe down with the red queen behind the lasers instead of leaving them on the break room counter at every opportunity.

[silver_raccoon]

it's just diluted, 10% t virus 90% botox and squirrel pee